Most ridiculous excuse for red-eyes/cottonmouth/weed smell?

Discussion in 'General' started by NoLiM3, Aug 8, 2011.

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  1. #81 NoLiM3, Aug 22, 2011
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    Lol reminds me of a story.. Maybe I'll tell it later :smoke:
     
  2. #82 Redhead Smoka, Aug 22, 2011
    I believe someone on here used the excuse of burning their hand hair. "Lol skunky hand hair? Wtf?"
     
  3. #83 S0UR, Aug 22, 2011
    I've been smoking so long my eyes don't turn red anymore. :)
     
  4. #84 Judgement, Aug 22, 2011
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    'I just smoked a blunt'
    My eyes don't turn red either, but, they always have some red in em to begin with..
     
  5. #85 caitmaryjane, Aug 22, 2011

    I have used this exact excuse. I also told my mom a skunk must have snuck on to my roof and sprayed near my window, she believed it.
     
  6. #86 ThatFriendlyGuy, Aug 22, 2011
    I read this somewhere and used it on my sis. She knows i blaze so i was messin with her.
    She was like
    "why are your eyes red, hmm?"
    "because i dont have eye drops."
    "why do you need eyedrops?"
    "because my eyes are red."
    She shutup and let me be high lol.
     
  7. #87 zxzxz, Aug 22, 2011

    Sounds like a good excuse but theres a difference between your eyes being red cause of irritation and your eyes being red as fuck from a blunt to the face.
     
  8. #88 bigdub7487, Aug 22, 2011
    i got pushed into a bush :rolleyes:
     
  9. #89 jointsoverblunts, Aug 22, 2011
    I always say allergies for red eyes
     
  10. #90 Zr-01stamg, Aug 22, 2011
    One of my meds gives me red eyes, it's also a downer so i can use that as an excuse
     
  11. #91 ganja mang 420, Aug 22, 2011
    haha my mom asked me if i had been smoking and i had just smoked like 5 bowls and then i told her i dont smell anything and she just walked away
     
  12. #92 redhotblazer, Aug 22, 2011
    "I started itching my eye, and my contact fell out, so I had to keep trying to put it in because I was driving and couldn't see, but I had been eating cheetos, so I didn't realize I was rubbing cheeto crumbs into my eye and irritated it."
    (Not mine, this kid I went to school said that to a cop when he got pulled over and asked about his red eyes)
     
  13. #93 dry contacts, Aug 22, 2011
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    word dry contacts ftw
     
  14. #94 NoLiM3, Aug 22, 2011
    lmao this one's funny

    also, the skunk one is one that ive used before, although in a way it's kinda dissing the weed you buy... when i buy low grade shit is when my room starts stinking like skunk but then again when i buy high grade shit it smells too much like weed... there has to be a balance lol... using blunt wrap papers makes it always smell a bit like cigarrettes too..
     
  15. #95 grizzlybearman, Aug 22, 2011
    years back, my family smelled some skunky shit from my room. They're like "you smoking up there?!?!"

    I told them it was my xbox, which I recently bought refurbished, red ring of death-ing and catching on fire

    they believed it. Actually made me feel bad, because I really didn't think they were that ignorant to the fact...:rolleyes:
     
  16. #96 Zr-01stamg, Aug 22, 2011
    " I stared at the sun too long "

    That's all my retarded friend said to his mom when she was askin about his eyes. The best part? he kept staring upward like he was still looking at the sun while saying it.
     
  17. #97 architoker, Aug 22, 2011
    dry contacts or whiskey in ma eye
     
  18. #98 GOLA, Aug 22, 2011
    I was just crying.

    people please you alone after say that.
    :hello::hello::hello::D:D:D:smoke:
     
  19. #99 Zr-01stamg, Aug 22, 2011
    Wait wait let me get this right, so if i tell people i have been crying they will come please me while i'm alone?? :devious:
     
  20. #100 bigdub7487, Aug 23, 2011
    allergies work. cold/flu works.

    i got that jim brewer problem. i look like this.

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