Most ridiculous excuse for red-eyes/cottonmouth/weed smell?

Discussion in 'General' started by NoLiM3, Aug 8, 2011.

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  1. #61 hesthedaddy, Aug 10, 2011
    This did all start with a joke? Lol
    Are you American? If so this could all be a classic example of the fact brits have a different sense of humor to yanks...
     
  2. #62 InhaledGold, Aug 10, 2011
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    Nah im austrian :confused_2: Thats cool that you label people though. That enough is a reason to no longer talk to you.
     
  3. #63 hesthedaddy, Aug 10, 2011
    It was a simple question fucknuts. Anyways im off to get blazed ...
     
  4. #64 daftie420, Aug 10, 2011
    if you live in an apartment you can say that the neighbor's smoke went through the vent :smoke:
     
  5. #65 married2mj, Aug 10, 2011
    "I forgot to put in my eyedrops"
     
  6. #66 dreamachieve, Aug 10, 2011
    My eyes never really ever got red, they just get really damn glossy. If someone called me out, I'd just be like "na your seeing things"
     
  7. #67 NoLiM3, Aug 10, 2011
    Bumpin it up. I wanna hear some more of your crazy excuses lol
     
  8. #68 Rhyme, Aug 10, 2011
    Mom: Why do you smell like smoke and why are your eyes so red.
    Me: Shit, it must have been the fireworks I lighted, the smoke kept going in my eye.
    :smoke:
     
  9. #69 Alianhead, Aug 10, 2011
    "I just woke up about an hour ago and I'm really tired"
     
  10. #70 NoLiM3, Aug 19, 2011
    Lol keep em comin :smoke:
     
  11. #71 Skunky Monkey, Aug 19, 2011
    Me: Hey mom.
    Mum: hey....why are your eyes so red.
    Me: I was playing the music real load in the car.
    Mum: so why would that make your eyes red.
    Me: YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM.


    This was when i was 17 she is my real mom but i just thought i would randomly say that :laughing:
     
  12. #72 Bubba Fett, Aug 19, 2011
    My excuse "ugh, I just got done smoking out."
     
  13. #73 imMostDope, Aug 19, 2011
    red eyes-because wind got in my eyes for going down hill
    cotton mouth-because i got pistol smaked
    smelling like weed-i walked home threw the ghettho and everyone was doint it
     
  14. #74 Reppin 713, Aug 19, 2011

    Eww does that mean fuckin herpies man?
     
  15. #75 PeacefulStoner, Aug 19, 2011
    I was bowling... shit got kinda intense
     
  16. #76 NoLiM3, Aug 19, 2011
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    Lmao going downhill is one I've used as well
     
  17. #77 Lenny., Aug 19, 2011
    My excuse is "I just smoked a blunt"
     
  18. #78 SwissSativa, Aug 19, 2011
    One time my mom asked why my eyes were red when i walkd in to the house, and i was way too ripped i said "why is your soul black"
     
  19. #79 i Donk, Aug 19, 2011
    If it's the time of year when you can pull it off, say you've been swimming. Chlorine always makes my eyes red
     
  20. #80 Twee, Aug 19, 2011
    Told an ex bf who didn't like weed that red eyes, cotton mouth were common period pains. Hahaha. Didn't get very far with that excuse
     
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