I know it's long. Don't get your hopes up and bitch at me if you don't like the story. Just don't read it. Main part of the story starts at "here's where it gets fucked up". There is no weed involved, but I thought you guys might enjoy another example of cops trying to fuck anyone they can. Of course, I was being stupid but hopefully you'll enjoy the story anyways. Okay, so if you live in the Northeast of US, you probably had some shitty weather today. At least I did where I'm at in Pennsylvania. Of course, I had no idea just how bad the weather was and I drove home today from school the same way I would any other day. Yeah it was raining a little bit but normally my car handles very well in the rain. I've never had a problem with it before. Well, fuck if i didn't go to pass a few cars and hit a big fucking patch of water/ice. My car hydroplaned like mad and I started swerving into the cars I was passing. So I brake a little and try to straighten out by turning to the left; of course I end up going head on toward oncoming traffic. (I'm lucky I didn't hit someone head on). So I panic, and I try to get back into my lane. Naturally, my car goes through my lane and into the right lane, JUST in front of the cars that I was passing. Trying to avoid stopping completely and having someone broad side me, I steer myself into a ditch. At this point I was only going about 10 miles per hour, if even. Though I think I would have rolled had the side of my car not hit a telephone pull. Miraculously, I managed to weave from all the way left and then all the way back over without hitting a single other person. That's +1 in my mind. Oddly enough, my car had absolutely no damage to it. Yet another +1. And I managed to be absolutely fine, I hit my door when my car tipped a bit, but I was not hurt one bit. Yet another +1. So I'm sitting in a ditch and this woman is pulled over down the street. I'm thinking to myself, "Fuck, I must have hit her and now she's gonna bitch me out for driving like a retard". I walk up to her and ask her, "Are you okay? Did I hit you?". She responds, "I'm fine. I just saw you and wanted to see if I could help". I told her that I was fine and she drove away. Apparently, she called the cops to report an accident. Thanks a whole fucking lot, you sure "helped" me. This was the last thing I wanted, I had no damage and hit nobody, why do I want to deal with the cops over nothing? I get back in my car, watch for an opening in traffic, and pull myself out of the ditch. I was in a jeep so I managed to not get stuck in the muddy ditch. Of course, the "jeep mentality" is pretty much what put me there so that's not much of a plus. Around this time, I'm just trying to get the fuck out of there. Traffic was being a bitch though, I just couldn't get a fuckin break. After about 5 minutes of waiting for a chance to get out, a cop pulls up. Fucking perfect. He asks me if I hit anyone, if there is any damage, if i'm okay? No, no, yes. I tell him I'm just trying to get off the side of the road but traffic won't stop. He tells me he'll stop traffic, but he tells me to pull over into a nearby driveway. I figured he just wanted to hear what happened and let me go. After all, what the fuck are they gonna do when I hurt no one, didn't hurt myself, didn't break any laws, and didn't do any damage. He stops traffic and I get into the driveway. Shortly after, he follows me into the driveway and approaches my car. I get out to talk to him and he agrees that it was good luck that nobody got hurt. He asks what happens. Here is where it gets fucked up. I tell him that I was in the left lane passing people and I didnt realize that there was a bad patch of ice/water on the road. I say, "I guess I hit it going too fast and lost control. But, I was well under the speed limit". Which, I was... Upon, hearing this he asks for my license, registration, and insurance. Fuck me, right? Damned if that fucker didn't go in his car and spend 25 minutes writing me a $105 citation. He checked off "Driving vehicle at safe speed". That's not speeding, that's driving vehicle at safe speed. In Pennsylvania, it doesn't matter if you aren't speeding and if nothing bad happens at all. They won't hesitate to slap you with a fat 105 dollar traffic citation. The best part is, the mother fucker tells me to plead not guilty on it. Then gives me his card and tells me to email him for all the information on how to win my not guilty case. Basically he fucking wrote a worthless citation, knowing it would get thrown out, just so he could meet his monthly quota. All I can say is this: Don't trust the police. No justice, no peace. Oh well. Yet another example of Officer Friendly working to benefit you and me by shoving a fat cock up our asses.