Most regretful thing you did stoned...

I once chose not to smoke more

 

You want some of this, OP?

 

Went camping over spring brake , went skinny diin with a few people and motet boated a fat chick.

 

went joyriding and totaled my fathers truck when i was 14

 

LMFAO OP, thanks for laughs man. Probably parking in a sketch spot where the cops arrived 5 mins after, luckily I had nothing.

 

losing multiple school id's, my wallet, and my droid

 

Ate out a 37 year old woman... I was 21 at the time. For her, it was great having a guy 16 years younger than she doing what I did.

Still tries to get me to visit her sometimes.

 

What kind of monster are you?

 

not gonna say it.. but um lets just say it tasted really fucking horrible
I thought well I'm chill minus well try it, can't be that bad right
nuhhh....bad bad bad..idea

 

smoking the rest of my stash...seemed like a great decision at the time

 

Did you at least get it in? Because if so, I'm not seeing the problem.

 

Probably just getting high to much and ignoring my priorities. Like Afro Man said, because I got high! lol

 

Messed around with the local whore...in front of a guy that I went to school with. He's 5'11 and 300+ pounds....

 

Fucked a bitch 200 plus pounds more then me. Keep in mind im 6-3 and weight 200 pounds. Thought it be fun. Learn from my mistakes bros

 

I was only like 5'1 and 110lbs when this happened, and she was like 5'4 and weighed at least 200lbs. Trust me, I've learned haha.

 

Smoked tge rest of my weed
Lumpkins wat was it?

 

I get into a very gangster mood when I smoke. I decided I wanted to get crunked, so I took a double shot of tequila and chased it with a straight-up tablespoon of salt.

 

Umm.
Ate too much?
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