Title says it. I'll start. I was in high school, I went to my best friends house and we got drunk. It was my first time getting drunk and we we're just chilling on his roof smoking a bowl. Long story short, I got the spins and fell off his roof. I didn't break anything but I literally couldn't move. I was falling thinking "Maybe since I'm drunk and high I won't feel anything?" But no.
When I was 12 I was playing flag football at school in PE I slipped and fell on my back. I must of landed on a rock or something because I threw my back out. I had to stay hunched over because if I would try to straighten out my back it would hurt really bad.
I was getting ready to splash the floors in a kitchen I used to work and we would use the boiling water from the cauldron used for pasta and shit. First mistake was using the handle on the bucket because of the weight the bucket tipped backwards and the boiling water burnt my right wrist down to the fingers. I screamed like a little girl. Second mistake was shoving my freshly burned hand into the ice maker directly behind me. The pain was so fucking excruciating, the feeling of your blood literally boiling is one I wish to never experience again. Thankfully it was only second degree burns with slight third degree on the edge of hand.
when i got run down and gored by a bull i shit you not when i was 12 we were at this cousin's farm for some birthday party dont even remember who it was for but a bunch of kids were fucking around and let a bull out of its pasture and it trampled down 3 other people and caught me in the shoulder with its horns and i got dragged a good 40 feet and had this huge wound in my shoulder mangled as fuck, still have a massive scar 3 different surgeries that was a shitty day
[quote name='"NiCeLyFaDeD"']when i got run down and gored by a bull i shit you not when i was 12 we were at this cousin's farm for some birthday party dont even remember who it was for but a bunch of kids were fucking around and let a bull out of its pasture and it trampled down 3 other people and caught me in the shoulder with its horns and i got dragged a good 40 feet and had this huge wound in my shoulder mangled as fuck, still have a massive scar 3 different surgeries that was a shitty day[/quote] That's fucked up man, id have shit my pants.
I would say giving birth to my son about two months ago, But i cant really say that cause i got an epi. so maybe the contractions were the worst pain i have ever felt in my life. lol
Ohh and once i steped on a piece of wood with a nail attached to it. Went right thru my foot. Shit sucked ass and hurt like hell.
either stomach aches or head aches, those damn aches man even when i fractured my wrist playing basketball and broke every single bone in my wrist (i shit you not, like over 20 bones in my wrist, the doctors were shocked), that pain wasn't nearly as bad as some of the migraines that i get all the time, no worse pain then a migraine
lol amazingly i didn't life goes on, it's a good story now and chicks dig the scar the only lastingly shitty part is that it happened on a farm owned by somebody i'm related to if it had been just some random asshole's place i could have probably sued them to high heaven still be smoking on their dime today but oh well that would just be playing the system better not to be a leech
[quote name='"NiCeLyFaDeD"'] lol amazingly i didn't life goes on, it's a good story now and chicks dig the scar the only lastingly shitty part is that it happened on a farm owned by somebody i'm related to if it had been just some random asshole's place i could have probably sued them to high heaven still be smoking on their dime today but oh well that would just be playing the system better not to be a leech[/quote] The leech sure don't complain haha. And megnuttz I've also stepped on a board and had a nail go through my foot, but I was only around 3 and don't remember the pain. But I always cringe when watching marv step on the nail in home alone like somehow I relate. Congrats on your child by the way.
[quote name='"davidtokehead"']collapsed lung hurt like a fucking bitch the worst pain ever felt[/quote] How did your lung collapse that has always been a fear of mine.
[quote name='"Scuzzbutt"'] The leech sure don't complain haha. And megnuttz I've also stepped on a board and had a nail go through my foot, but I was only around 3 and don't remember the pain. But I always cringe when watching marv step on the nail in home alone like somehow I relate. Congrats on your child by the way.[/quote] Yes, that happened to me last year while i was on a date with my man (back when we were first dating) i felt so embarrassed. And i hate feet i dont like people looking at my feet and he kept trying to help me with it. i didnt want him to see lol. And thank you
I broke some vertabres in my neck and back, 4 ribs, left wrist and shattered my left ankle in a little dirtbike incident. Can still feel the effects and that was 2 years ago already.
[quote name='"chevy4541"']I broke some vertabres in my neck and back, 4 ribs, left wrist and shattered my left ankle in a little dirtbike incident. Can still feel the effects and that was 2 years ago already.[/quote] That must have been hell.
Broke my ankle completely in 3 places when I was 12. That was some serious pain. Other then that, I'd have to say withdrawal from certain prescriptions, insomnia for days, headaches, hallucinations, so much pain.
[quote name='"SlayerVA"']Broke my ankle completely in 3 places when I was 12. That was some serious pain. Other then that, I'd have to say withdrawal from certain prescriptions, insomnia for days, headaches, hallucinations, so much pain.[/quote] If you dont mind me asking, what meds were you on?
when i was 11 i stepped in a pot of EXTREMLY boiling hot water had 3rd degree burns all over my foot. :/ most pain ive ever been in
I crashed my car going fast as fuck on the expressway and my 5 point belt was pulled so fucking hard on my balls that that's all i could feel, my balls being slowly fucking tortured, despite having broken wrist and fucked leg and being fucking out of it in general. They were all bruised up and shit afterwards.