Title says it all. Please don't name unmentionables so this stays open. The most fucked up I've ever seen anybody was recently at a beach party. This crazy kid got way too drunk and I think it just triggered some emotional shit in his brain because he wasn't even puking or anything. He just got totally naked, started pissing everywhere, fell in a fire, tried to swim I'm the ocean while barely able to walk and had to be saved, and for awhile was just on the ground screaming with his dick in his hand. Needless to say people started dippin out real fast when this kept goin on lol
idk about most fucked up but the one i always bring up is when freshman year this girl that lived 2 dorms below us and is now my girlfriends roomate came to our dorm and drank till she started speaking spanish (she is not spanish) and gathered up her saliva and just spit on our floor like that scene from big daddy... we were like yo you gotta get this girl out of here
haha nice stories. One i recall is freshman year their was this group of kids that would take drinking to a whole nother level. If you remembered the night you didn't go hard enought that was what they went by. So i come back from some place, it's a friday or saturday night so people were partying and this kid named xxxxx had his pants down, squatting attempting to take a shit in a urninal as i opened the door of the floor bathrooms. He was incoherent obviously, and I proceeded, actually i thought about fucking with him more, but naw the dude was already in a world of hurt/shame. so I just walked out figure he goes through shit like this regularly and he'll just wake up and laugh at how fucked up he was tomorrow. Sure enough that was the case. Those kids went fucking ape shit though, the random times i would drink with them it was straight ron diaz shot, after ron diaz shot. I now hate that stuff. (Never really liked it btw.)
One of the times I was most fucked up, I was 15 and camping with a couple close friends. We were drinking bacardi 151, malibu rum and jager, and beer. Mind you I am fat at never take my shirt off in public, and I was crawling around in the dirt shirtless looking for my lighter and cigarettes. I bumped my leg on the fire pit which was just a piece of metal forming a circle and the fire had been going for hours. Needless to say I got a huge 3rd degree burn on my leg. I then proceeded to take my balls out and show them to everyone. Another one for me was new years eve. I drank a full bottle of jager, two shots of captain morgan, and then proceeded to play beer pong. Me and my friend were winning and played 3 or 4 games. Then I went outside and smoked two j's and started puking immediately after finishing them. I was outside puking for awhile and when I felt better I came inside. While sitting on the couch, out of nowhere I puked again, all over my shirt and inside my jacket so it didnt make a mess. I then went to the bathroom, ate some toothpaste, and went into an empty room and sat in a chair and passed out. I woke up the next morning shivering and covered in cold puke. I don't know what to say, I was always the one that got too fucked up
I used to do a joke about this in my stand up act but i met this kid once who was crying in the rain, he was all fucked up looked maybe 16, he was bigger than me but thats how old he said he was. Anyways, he was sitting on a bench and i walked up to him and asked if he was okay, in response he said a bunch of people pissed on him and i just replied "So what bitch, your in the fuckin rain!!!" and just went along my merry way. I also saw a homeless man dip his balls into our legislature fountain while drinking a bottle of ketchup.
I woke up once, when I was 13 to a wet sticky feeling in my hair. It was vomit. My sister had vomited in my hair, and she was crying about how her ex-boyfriend had become a male stripper at a gay club. I took a quick shower then I thought maybe she needed food, so we went downstairs. She had become a vegetarian when I was a child, and by the time I was 13 she had been one for ten years. Well I got out some stuff to make her a vegetarian dish when she started eating beef jerky, I told her, "Stop it, you're a vegetarian" and she said, "Fuck you!" So I just figured whatever on that point. She sat there rocking and eating beef jerky, moaning about being single at the spinster age of 23. She also managed to mention that her boyfriend was a Jim Carrey look-a-like stripper, I still don't know if she was joking. Suddenly she jumped up from the counter in a dead sprint for the stairs, and promptly tripped nailing her face on the edge. While I was helping her up she vomited on my feet, and while I was cleaning up the mess she went upstairs. When I finally went up to check on her she was in the bathtub passed out. She's a doctor now.
Saw this kid black out and proceed to party for the next 4 hours with clearly no idea where the fuck he was or what he was doing. He was covered in mud from falling down outside and he had lost his weed, phone, keys, and wallet. Funny part was he kept on drinking and I never saw him pass out.
One time i got fucked up camping and from what i heard i got naked and was just chillin by the fire sitting like a gentlemen with my legs crossed and talking all sophisticated. Soon after that i flopped on the ground got a hard on and kept yelling "I'M A GROWER NOT A SHOWER!" over and over. Woke up in the dirt half naked with clothes everywhere. Damn i love camping can't wait to this year.
Kid oded and was turning blue. didnt know what to do so i put my hands on him and put life into him( i was high idk) then my friend tried mouth to mouth and homeboy spit up in his mouth.... but shit hes alive
Another time i was at a house party at a house some kid supposedly "owned" it was in the country in a small town so i wasn't worried about police. Well everyone left to go on a drunk ride to take a girl home and her friend or brother, idk which, was too fucked up and refused to leave. He layed on the floor and she told him fine i'm not saving your ass when mom comes for ya. About 5 minutes after they left the guy gets up whips his dick out and pisses all over the floor/wall then falls backwards stiff as a board and passes out again allwhile i was watching from a lawn chair There have been a few times i was afraid that they were going to die, i hate those nights watching their breathing to make sure it doesn't stop. No self control
my cousin...... everytime he would smoke with me i would find him in my room smiling and rolling on the floory he looked crazy af ... and that was off of half a joint
Soo many posts about pissing and spitting up... Most fucked up my friend got was the night he completely trashed during the first week of school and he ended up in the tub, naked, passed out. He's a biggg dude.
When I was 17 I was at work, getting ready to get off and meet up with some friends to drink beer and smoke while parked on a random country road at night. As I'm driving out there my buddy texts me "bring water." When I got there everyone was drunk, but one girl a year or two younger than us was laying unresponsive on the side of the road. Everyone was wasted and freaking out, so I had to step in. I was slapping her, throwing water on her face, nothing. She would move around a bit, but never said anything. Big globs of drool/vomit kept streaming out of her mouth. I realized that I wasn't going to be able to do anything for her, so I had to pick her up and stuff her in my car. As soon as I get her inside, she starts violently thrashing and flailing her arms and legs around. Feet somehow on my windshield, kicking my rear-view mirror...I drive a manual transmission, and I eventually had to ask another kid to ride with me and pin her limbs against the car door so I could drive/shift properly. She also happened to be the daughter of a very well known heart surgeon who works at the hospital I took her to. Her parents were out of town though, so she was staying with a friend. I carried her in and I had to answer all the questions. They kept asking me if she had taken any other drugs, over and over. Then they were asking who her guardian was. I said "Well, she's staying with a friend....but her dad is Dr. Blank." The nurse just froze and looked up at me and said "Like...the Dr. Blank?" I can't imagine how awkward that phone call was to make. She was fine in the end. Didn't even have to have her stomach pumped. It was a pretty frightening/stressful night though.
I was at this party one time back in the day and I remember this one kid, probably only 15 years old if that,I remember that kid drank 5 beers and a shot of some cheap shit, anyways I remember probably 15 minutes later this kid was WASTED, I mean he was just gone, he couldn't walk straight kept falling over, and then the kid started crying for 30 minutes straight, I remember this big 20 year old went up to the kidsand picked him up with one hand and dragged the kid out of the house and left him out there, I've never seen someone get that drunk off of only 5 beers...
One time I saw a guy walk into a party. In less than 10 minutes he had drank an entire 6 pack of woodchuck, then proceeded to take off all his clothes. He was also pretty well known for pissing on people's couches.