I've not done much, so my story doesn't stand up to anyones really, but it does cross a line men should never cross. In PE during 8th grade, we were doing physical testing and during the situp portion we had a partner hold our feet down. Well my friend was like crushing my feet, and I told him to ease off a bit, and he laughed and pushed harder, so I pulled my foot out and imagine a heeled him right in the fucking balls. That's the worst thing I've done? Sad... lol
I cant think of anything else, but when I was in probably 2nd grade, I was sitting on a bench and these 2 annoying girls kept running by and shouting at me and tapping my head. I was pissed, so when they tried to run by again I sorta stuck out my foot. All I wanted was for this girl to trip and maybe stumble, but this girl hooks on my foot, flies into the air, and careens into the ground face first, ending up with a huge scrape down the side of her face, and she immediatly starts crying. I felt so fucking bad. lol.
one time i got pissed at this douchebag named scott, so i got his parents killed and chopped them up and put them in chili then fed him the chili. i tasted his tears and they were sweet.
lol this remindes me of win i was little there was this girl that was pissing me off and had cut infront of me to slide down some thing on the playground so when it was her turn to go down witch should of been mine i pushed her off lol but it was only like 6 feet high
This kid Alan back in the day in like 2nd and 3rd grade always fucked with me. When I was 16 I went to this party of this chicks moms friends. Well I chiefed alot and drank 3/4s of a bottle of grey goose. i saw this kids mom and struck up conversation on how I was good in school and all. she told me how Alan was failing and got areested. She became more interested when I talked of a scholarship I got. When everyone was leaving it was me and here in the house alone, we hugged and then she started making out with me hardcore. She then took me to a bathroom and blew me like a cheap vietnamese hooker. We then walked out and her ride was there. It was Alan. She then proceeds to kiss him on the cheek right after I unleashed 10 million of my children in her mouth. Note: Can I get the title of best right now or do I have to wait?
This mother fucker Stole a dank quarter of bud from me that i got from the club for 110 and me and my brother went out looking for him with brass knuckles we found him and fucked up his day we beat his ass for ten minutes untill he was knocked out cold and then we threw him in a dumpster..
any idea what frat? we got into a brawl with a shitload of i think it was sig eps last year, fuckin cocky bastards
hey, whoever - repped me for the comment i made and called me a faggot internet tough guy, its a south park reference, fuckin idiot.
I put my balls on my friends face while he was sleeping(pics) b/c he was bing a dick when he was drunk, we posted that shit in an email and mailed it to our friends. Oh I almost forgot the tyme I pissed and shit in a bag (big ziplock bag) with like 5 of my best frineds growing up. We were saving this rank bag of shit for this guy that lived in the hood where I was raised and when he went to sleep one night we knocked on his door and when he opened it we threw it at the door, it busted and we almost got caught b/c we could not stop laughing. I was prolly 12 or 13 at the tyme, it was so funny. Oh yeah hand I took a shit on the floor of a little Dino's sub shop one tyme, b/c the lady at the counter was being a bitch when she was making my shit, so after I ate I felt the urge, and went into the bathroom with a friend and he looked out for me while I shit in the stall on the floor next to the toilet, it was funky as hell, the whole place started to smell like shit in minutes. I used to do fucked up shit on a regular basis. JOE>
thats some fucked up shit man. but i used to have a friend that did shit like that and i was funny as hell. One time he took a shit in the dressing room at walmart while we videotaped it. That was the funniest shit i have ever seen.
HAhaha..oh gosh im not quite sure what the WORST thing ive done is..but some of these stories have brought back some memories... I remember once, i must have been about 7-8ish.. I had this uncle and i reallyy didnt like him..he was bossy and so rude and strict and generally not very kid friendly... anyway we we're having a BBQ at his place one night..and everyone was out back..i remember running to the front of his house..and peeing on his front porch.. haha And.. when i was about 7.. i was on the play ground..and this boy in front of me was taking FOREVER to slide down the slide...I dont remember why he was taking so long..he may have been scared or somethin..anyway i remember pushing him down the slide..and he fell off at the bottom and hurt his knee.. we became enemies from that day on...and i remember a few days later throwing rocks at him and pushing him into this duck pond.. I got into trouble wiith my mom for that
hmmm, well when i was like 8 or 9 years old there was this neighbor kid who would always talk shit and then run away when i tried to fight him, so one day i saw him ridin his bike up and down the street as fast as he could, so i hid in the bushes with a long metal pole and waited for him to come down the street. he was hauling ass pedaling as fast as he could and i stuck the pole in his front tire spokes and he flipped over the bars n landed on his face on the concrete and rolled off into the grass and started crying, i then proceeded to run over and beat the living fuck out of him with kicks and wappin him with the pole in the back and head.. that fucker hasnt even looked at me since haha