Most F**ked up night (not including arms) READ

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by J_Bone, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. READ THIS IT IS FUNNY AS HELL
    allright so a couple months ago i go up to the canadian border because i have family and friends up there. My grandma owns acres and acres of forest. in that forest there is a HUGE 250 by 100 ft and about 30 ft deep. we are partying like hell keep in mind i'm not 21 we have about 5 cases of beer 4 things of baccardi mounds of cocaine, acid, shrooms, weed about 70 pills of vicadin. we had tents set up in the back and everything now i have just snorted cocaine smoked weed drank tons of liquor and pills. i am fucking this girl (who i later found out was ugly as shit) i totally forget what happens then but i get this call from a girl who left and she YELLS omg POLICE ARE COMING. it's about 1 in the mourning so everyone gets in there car and leaves we had to go through the back way in order to escape. now i am so fucked up some 15 year old with out his license is driving me in the middle of the night on a bumpy fucked up road to my cousins GF's house so we all get there and fall asleep now i am not sure what happens but i think i got into a fight cause i was bruised up and bloody so i slept in my car now i wake up at about 4 in the mourning and remember OH my god i have to move bails of hay into the barn for the horses at 6 a.m. leaving everyone else at my cousins GF's house me and my cousin leave to go back to the party pit and sleep in the tents. so i have to get gas so we stop in a 24 hour gas station to fill up and who else would be working but my grandmas friend i plead and begged her not to tell and she finally said ok
    so we go through the WORST road to go i take a wrong turn and i accidently go through a fucking swamped out muddy road, so we left the car and walked back to the tents when we get there it is 5a.m. so we went back and got my car out and everything just got FUCKED on the car. so we pushed it back and when we finally got back it was 6:20 so i was late for my job and worked with my cousin for 5 hours lifting hay bails.
     
  2. Damn....that's a crazy night man. Sounds pretty fun though...you should've done the acid and shrooms and enjoyed the night more :hippie:
     
  3. Sounds like loads of fun, but is it just me or does this story sound just a little bit exagerated. I mean, mounds of coke. What are your scarface. Fucked up on pills, coke, drunk and high. Sounds like OD to me (I don't like to mix coke with personally). Sounds like one expensive party to me. Anyways sounds like a fun time.
     
  4. @durval u know what i mean it was a potluck of drugs not mounds but there were alot of drugs
     
  5. see. every story needs a human arm to be great..... haha, just messin with ya man :)
     

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