Most Epic find in history Must read

Ok so it all started off awhile go when my parents told me i had to go up to UCF college to to help my sister move in her dorm room. i didnt really think about it untill the night before which as friday night i was like FUCK! but w.e i promised my dad i would. So i wake up saturday morning at 8 and take a shower and smoke a bowl of fire middies i got last night at a party got a quarter for 20 anyways i only get to burn one small bowl.


W.e so were taking two cars my parents in their car and me in my sisters car, keep in mind my sister is anal about me being in her car because i always bring weed in it and shes actually kicked me out of it in the middle of nowhere because of it lol. so anyways to the story were driving for about 2 hours i think i was sleeping and my sister gets a call from my parents who we were following saying were getting off at the next rest stop and im like no im soo tired and there like yes we have to go to the bathroom im like of ill get starbucks and wake up. W.e so me my sis mom and dad are walking in the parking lot and im looking down and i see a fucking CONDOMN FILLED WITH WEED! but i looked at it like nooooooo it cant be?? and my sister looks at me staring at it with the most envy in my eyes.

and she says dont even think about it and i say come one theres gotta be an excpeption for free shit she said hell no so i walk past in in such pain lol so we walk inside and im thinking how i can run back out there and look at it again so we we walk in and i see dunking donuts which i dont like so i insantly say i hate dunking donuts and i run back outside and my sis and paretns are like wtf lol, so i run back frantically looking for it and WELL AH! i found it in the same spot and i picked it up and it was like fattest condomn filled with some good smellin shit!!!!

I smelled it and instantyl threw it in my waistband and my sis just turn the corner when i get it in and shes like nick did u put it in ur pocket im like no look!empties them and shes like ok good and im like it couldnt have been weed hahaha lol even tho i knew. I was sooo excited in the car ride!! omg i couldnt beleive what had happend. the cr started reaking so i had to keep opening the windows and she asked at the end why her car smells like weed and im like idk i swear and shes like w.e and im like yes! i knew it was a good amount so i kept looking at it whenever i got a chance so the ride home with my parents was amazing hahaha lol i got picked up and instantly went to a party, which is the same party im going to tonight! But i didnt realize how much it was untilll i cut open the condomn and put it in a big bag and DAYUMMMNNNN it was a lil less than an ounce and i got my quarter from before! im so happy by far the most epic findin history

 

it honestly REEEEEKED but i swear its like 3/4 bomg digity medical and like a tiny tiny middies! lol im soo happy u have no idea now ihave like 3/4 of an ounce lol

 

ill try to put up some pics lol im rele not up for it but ill try to gather the motivation for u guys lol im rolling out to my same party at 9:30 10:00 tonight gonna be sick