Okay so today around 5 o clock and was smoking out of a new bowl. I was in the living room and heard the doorbell ring so I went to the door and saw that it was like one of those people that walks around offering shit. oh btw I have a black miniature schnauzer and a poodle shih tzu mix and they're both hyper hyper hyper. before I open te door I'm trying to just shove then away because whenever someone is here they run up to the door. I opened the door because they just kept running to the door so there was no point to keep shoving them. right when I opened the door the two dogs ran out the door and started barking and sniffing and I guess he was scared of dogs or something and so he was like "oh Shit" and started like hopping kind of and running away kind of and then he was like "yo wat da fak man" and at this point I'm like freaking out like "omg OMG. omg I am so sorry. " and so I just picked up one of them and the other dog came to me and I heard the guy say "asshole" oh poor me, and that random guy.