Most Embarassing Thing youve done Baked?

Sat and watched a Kardashians marathon because I was so baked I couldn't move. Oh the shame!

 

Riding my bike in a busy 4 way street & when i go to cross , my front tire falls off lol , but i caught myself ... Or when i went into a smokeshop & they had metal dividers for lines & one of those spinning metal things that either let you in or out & i couldnt get in so i started to hop over it while everyone watched aha

 

probably have done quite a few more embarrassing things stoned, but can't remember them lol... anyway once I was in the middle row of my friends minivan and one of his friends was in the back... I went to hawk a loogie out the window and it blew right back and hit him lol

 

There's a lot of manholes around here that go down about 6 feet and don't connect anywhere, and people steal the covers all the time. I like pissing in them for some reason. Anyways, I smoked 2 grams of mango kush once and had to piss something fierce so I went to the manhole cover, and then fell halfway in. My other leg was outside so I was doing a weird split and my balls hurt and my pants were covered in nasty water and I ripped my jeans.
 
 
Also, trying to flirt when high as fuck never turns out good for me lol.

 

This was back in my spice/k2 days (I've been clean of that shit for over a year, I had a problem, please don't state the obvious) anyways, was sitting at the dining room table with my parents, decided I wanted to hear the flame in my lighter, lit it right next to my ear and my hair caught on fire. I don't want to blame a substance for my stupidity, but that shit makes you stupid. It's a ignorant high. You do stupid shit. The best step I've made to leading a better lifestyle was getting clean of that garbage. Dank4life.


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Threw up in a limo my last night in barcelona cuz i had one two many beers


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hahaha it was the combination of weed and alcohol which has always been a bit overwhelming to me hahaha


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I hate it when im really high, and something cracks me up and gets a really dorky goofy chuckle outta me. hahaha

 

I was at a big music festival and I was drunk/stoned as hell. I needed a piss badly so I found a port-a-potty or w/e the fuck they called.....Didn't notice but the skin on my tip was kinda...squashed. Ended up going all over my pants and I didn't even realize til I walked out and a bunch of people were staring at me and shit. Had to jet back to my friends car and drive back home to change. That sucked.

 

I got really baked with a friend, expecting nobody would be coming over that day. His sister shows up and I try to act as normal as possible. Next thing you know she finds my underwear in the microwave and I, to this day, have no fucking clue how, when, or why I put them there.


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Came home late one night after burning. Went to make some popcorn in the microwave. Came back two minutes later to smoke billowing out of the microwave. My sister and brother came down and just said what the fuck. Turns out I hit 'potato' instead of 'popcorn' on the microwave and the bag burst into flames.

 

Me and my friend went to get some snacks after a nice sesh, when I came out I got back in the car. But it turns out I got in the wrong car, it was white also and the interior smelled like weed (they must have just hotboxed or something). My friend gestured crazily at me but I was too stoned to notice. The owner of the car started coming towards me and I fucking ran, not tryna get shot. We sped outta there

 

Drooled in the bong drooled on myself. Had a booger on my cheek an was talking to someone didn't notice till my bro pointed it out (no wonder I was getting a look of wtf) got caught jacking off multiple times. Forgot to plug headphones in to a porn video. Neighbor caught me jacking off (she came over didnt think she would come in but she did and I forgot to close the laptop and turn the sound off. Went to 28 weeks later had someone sitting next to me and a scene made me jump like a bitch. Didn't live that one down while I was at the theater. Confused acetaminophen tabs with an unmentionable then gave it to a friend (didn't live this one down for a month). mowed the lawn then when I was done realised that it was sloooppppy as shit. And finally accidentally stabbed my friend in the hand when we where messing with my knives

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My friends and I used to chill out and smoke up in the basement of my house. Ah those were good times come to think about it. One night while walking down stairs with some blankets (to store in a cupboard) I dropped one. Instead of picking it up from the stairs, I got comfortable on my couch and said I would pick it up later. Later that night I was really stoned. I went to the toilet (upstairs) and game jogging back down the stairs as I usually do. I slipped on the blanket and did several somersaults as I tumbled down the stairs. My friends who saw me fall began to laugh loudly and then I began laughing with them.

 

A few years ago, I had spent the entire morning smoking weed and then tried to do the dishes. I guess I used like ultra concentrated dish soap instead of dish washing detergent or something. Needless to say, my kitchen looked like that one scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. It took me like all afternoon to clean it up. 

 

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