Let's get a thread started about embarrassing things that have happened to you after getting lit. The most embarrassing thing that happened to me was greening as I was stepping out of a 711. I ran outside with an unpaid slushy in my hand and there were people watching
for me, mostly embarrassing things happen when i'm drunk. i can sense i'm being a fool and shit's going downhill. when i'm stoned, no regrets. just having a good time and i don't give a fuck about anyone else who isn't feeling the same vibe
Not really embarassing,but One time I was sooo.stoned. I was 16 and I walked into this quickiemart and got a burrito and soda. While standing in line. This guy looks at me,so I tilt my head and tell um hi,he says hi back and then asks me how I'm doing. Me: I'm good,you? Him: I'm good,how's mom and dad? Me: oh,there doing good. Him: dad still working same place? Me:yeah.still there. Him:wow longtime,mom still working too? Me: yeah,she still working. I'm thinking,who is this guy,I'm stoned and my mind is all hazey Then he goes Him: who are you again? I tell him my name Him: how do you know me Me: I don't know Him: then why you saying hi to me for? This guy was in his late 30's looked and sounded drunk,he started getting loud and he was pissed,like I'm playing with his mind or something,nobody was saying anything just staring,except one guy who found the whole thing amusing. I walked backwards slowly out the door with my food,even the cashier didn't say anything. The guy kept shouting at me,I wasn't listening,I remember thinking WTH? I did get a free burrito and soda,but thAT really tripped me out. But still it doesn't stop me from saying hi to strangers. Just the drunk ones.
On the weekends I crossfade often lol bad idea. But my ratio was 30% drunk 70% blazed. When im like this I really have full blown conversations im my head and I think im actually saying something but I not at all, so basically im a mute in group conversations lol. A few times someone would come up to me and say whats up, I say sup back and theyll start a convo w/ me.....all I do is smile and nod (in my head im replying back to everything haha) Other times I will say a bunch of mumble and theyll say what did you say? And I say WHAT? then theyre like WHAT? And I mumble and walk away...it happens often haha but its kinda my signature now
Third time smoking was at a party and i ended up almost tripping out to some kick-ass music and apperently i was just sitting there eyes closed, head down with my arms moving up and down. I thought I was doing some cool looking movements with my arms. Most of the people were watching me and laughing but hey everyone got a good laugh so i'm good aha.
One time when I was about 16 or 17, I got home blazed as hell. I went straight to my room to avoid my mom knowing I was stoned. Now all that did was just make it more obvious, so she come up in my room to see me biting my toenails whilst scratching my ass.....some embarrassing times
I hate when that happens. My most embarrassing moment high was at Starbucks. I was blazed, grabbed my drink and squeezed it to hard. Lets just say 5 dollars all on the floor kinda sucked.
One time my friends made some dank ass brownies. So good they got stoned from eating the leftover crumbs. My friend ate his and forgot that it wasnt normal & was stoned for about 2 days so I had to be careful eating mine because I had to go to class, work, etc. They suggested we eat half of it lol. After work I ate half of my brownie and went shopping, eventually it hit me and I was in a daze shopping and feeling on all the clothes lol. I felt like everyone was staring at me and I kinda felt bad because all the moms were shopping with their daughters and I thought about if I was with my mom stoned...eventually I got over it who cares. So we get done at the stores & STARVING! I eat a full plate of japanese food (and you know they fill those plates haha) and taco johns. I eat all of it in about 30min (I usually eat alot anyways because im one of those skinny girls with a high metabolism) and I pass out k.o. for the day. I thought I was going to able to go to dinner with my friends parents but I could not move at all and couldnt open up my eyes. Pretty embarrassing that I turned down free bbq and meeting my friends parents. lmao I finished the other half of my edible before my geology class because it was a joke class haha. Eventually it starts to work and im just sitting in class giggling (everyone I sit by know I w&b before class and they knew I was stoned) The teacher's projector kept going out and she would think that she turning the slides but she wasnt. I started cracking up in this silent ass lecture and the screen turned blue 5 times and she would do the same thing haha. Now I have my non smoking friends wanting to try edibles and ive been smoked up since then
[quote name='"YourStonedBuddy"']I Greened out in McDonald's :/[/quote] Similar situation but in Carl's Jr. Instead haha.
Most embarrassing/hilarious moment was one of my first times ever smoking. I was at my friends house in the summer one night, and when I got there I wasn't really planning on smoking much or at all since it was still my second or third time. We were pretty bored so we started to trade off on his little pinch pipe, at that time my other best friend showed up and we smoked some more with him. (oddly enough these are my two best friends and biggest stoner buddies today) All in all I probably smoked like only .8 g's but with my tolerance so low I was crazy high, as well as my friends were too. Then, we were trying to figure out something to do, and decided we would go to this county festival, which is basically people standing around getting plastered. Then this is where the embarrassing part happens, I agreed to drive there which was like a mile away and I was in no state to drive, which I don't recommend. So I pull into this bar's parking lot and find this parking spot, I then proceeded to pull into it but found out there is a motorcycle there. So I had to back up and there was a fence super close to the parking spots do I had no room to turn around. And so I began to pull my car ahead and back it up multiple times, trying to turn around(imagine Austin powers situation) all while being super high and laughing histarically, all the while there was a group of people standing just feet from my car looking at me like WTF are you doing? By the time we got out of there we just went back home because it was so embarrassing.
I fell asleep in the booth while eating alone at Denny's. The manager had to come wake me up. Didn't feel good.
Friend invited me to a little get together, Long story short I greened out, fainted and dropped and broke a shot glass, pretty funny but it was my first time meeting these people so my 1st impression was ruined. Oh well ..
I was once farted on the bus with my headphones in, and I laughed pretty loudly. Got some weird looks.
Me and two buds were down in 'Cuse to see a Cudi concert. Having baked the whip on the two hour ride down we were all pretty foggy by the time we got the hotel. Well anyways we set off to go to our friend's house(Was a 'Cuse student) to chill before the concert. Halfway there I was like, "Oh shit I forgot my ticket." So we went back to the hotel to grab it. I went in and came back out and my friends were like, "Got your ticket?" Then my dumbass realized that I forgot the reason why we went back wasn't for me to take a piss so I had to go retrieve my ticket yet again. They still bring it up time to time.
loool idk if theres a most but once I was eating a taco bell burrito with my cousin, we had the straight up munchies attack an so when I looked up the guy at the register was watching me..I had food all over my face but least I wasnt alone..my cousin did to we both looked like wild cave people
lol, that happened to me once, I took my wife to her training and we passed this BBQ stand, my wife wanted to try it on the way home. After I dropped her off, it was only for two hours,I sat in the car playing with my phone,I smoked a joint, then I got the munchies and went to the BBQ stand and got some ribs and I was eating it up like a savage! It was so good! Then I remembered I had to pick up my wife. So I drive back,walk in the office, I hear my wife talking about the BBQ Stand to her co workers,I walk in and she's like DiD you eat without me?I was like No! Guarantee had sauce all over my face,even had some on my shirt. Busted in front everybody.
