LOL... you seriously had to go to the emergency room to find a poncho-sized condom? How large was her vagina? I mean, there aren't many places for it to hide in there.
lol it must have been waaaaayyyy in there eh? i personally have never had a condom fall off/disappear no matter what size how the fuck does that happen?? lol
seriously. How hard did you guys even try before deciding the emergency room? You should have played it cool because once she starts crying its going to be way harder because she isn't relaxing. I feel like the hospital visit was unneccesary.
Well her parents told me that I'm never allowed to talk to her again or see her, but shes 19 and they cant really say shit. Also THE LAST THING I wanted to do was have to end up at the hospital, but after about twenty minutes of trying to get it out the only thing we managed to do was get it further up there and make the situation worse.
ahaahahahaha the old slipper-roo, i've been there before but i caught it before a trip to the ER was necessary. bad luck bro but at least it made a good story