Best reponse I've ever gotten. Since moving to texas.... "You smoke weed? Are you baptized?" Wtf does that have to do with anything? Hahaha. "Well I suspected, you ARE from california" Ok well this one is partially true. I took pride in this one. Haha.
"I don't understand why you need drugs to have fun." -OR- "Weed is bad." Why? "Because it's illegal." Soooo? "I don't know... (long pause) because you're breaking the law to get high"
I always bring up the statistics/negative effects of alcohol and cigarettes and they shut the fuck up really quick, works every time.
the only really weird reaction i got was from a sunoco gas station cashier when i was buying a pack of white owls. he was such an ass. i forgot to hand him some more change without realizing it, and he repeated the total and i was like, "oh wow! oops" and giggled and while i gave him the change he said, "doing that type of stuff (pointing to the white owls) will cause your brain cells to die and you become dumb." i laughed and said "evidently it doesn't because i'm in college, thanks." and walked away. what an ass.
Haha, I probably would've added and you're working in a fucking gas station, not really in any position to be giving life advice.