Yo hit me up with any questions you have about being Mormon or whatever just no bashing or telling me why you hate it when missionary come to your door at dinner time OK? Also i reserve the right to skip any qustion i dont feel confortable answering!
That made me laugh is all. I used to be good friends with a mormon, we used to ask him about being mormon all the time. Stuff like having more than one wife, and when you pass away you get your own universe? Awesome.
Welcome to the City Beware though, herewithin lurk the likes of astute Jesus-haters. Try not to take offense =/ I too am completely unlearned in mormom philosophy. Enlighten us
There was a Mormon kid at my high school in my health class and he would tell me everyday that i was a bad kid and if i went to the Mormon church it would turn me straight and id stop smoking and all this bs. Half way through the year i finally said im ready for help and all this other shit i made up and apparently he waited outside his church for 2 hours for me when i dident even know were the place was.Douche told the dean and i got questioned on my activity and shit plus they wanted to search me and i said fuck you consider this the last time you ever see my face. stopped in my school counselling office and told her i had too many things going on to continue my education there and got enrolled in an online high school. Best thing that ever happened to me now i love Mormons. plus i finished school a year early and work full time now while that kids stuck sitting in a classroom learning about shit he'll never use in real life.
Caffeine was forbidden until the church bought large amounts of stock in pepsi co., then suddenly, caffeine was not a bad thing. this is from my mormon grandmother
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please don't tell us, just tell us why your people choose to listen to a man that was convicted of bank fraud before he came to the west coast and started a religion.