more than you need to know

first of all the 4th grade is very time consuming, my son the whiz needs to be watched very attentivly during homework time, so like 4 hours later its time to hawk over 3rd grade ( much easier she a nicer kid )
B. i been missin ya'll
4thly strange men in blue flew right outta the sky , eh sorta and confiscated some of my mountian friends goods. not nice.
secondly i still got this wierd stalking thing, between me and the gal with the same name he's doing a nice job, phone calls letters and reference to places not far. seems he's stalking her but thinks she lives at MYHOUSE. it looks like it will be a court deal and ill have to testify about a bunch of phone calls. to get her/me? restraining orders,...presently the mans in jail for burning his own house down, seems he's a tad crazy.
C. my pack of smokes is turning into a little problem,....you know you get a better deal if you buy in quanity.
G.onetime someone mentioned the value of a "tree monkey", well i have my own little carpenter monkey very useful VERY handy indeed, but my monkey's not interested in smoke (his being mucho bettero) he, well, eh, seems to be interested in my butt at the very least. eh i do really need that electrical work done!
G.built myself a rather nice koy pond. did a nice job if i might say so myself,....ok everyone else said that
3rdly and the best. seems im the last to know i got kinda a fast momma car....im just cruisin along with my little darling minding our own buisness, jammin to shrek,..yea shrek. when outta knowhere this car comes flyin next to me im like lalala,oblivious....lalala GO MOM were racin! you can take em,"go,go "you know you wanna" so im like wtf is that anyway a cavilier....so it was on baby! all the while my kid has huge gleaming eyes and a devil grin (were going to have to watch this one VERY very closly) we were doing very good till i had to slow down for the car infrontof us, hey we actually hit 50 in a 45 mph zone then my racing partner acually stops and waits on me...i was temped folks, really really tempted, i would have won! then as the good parent i am i hit my blinker and turned into ....you guessed it wal-mart
as i did this i noticed the police officer at the next intersection, eh fate? just dumb luck
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mr. smokinokie not only have i stopped dressing like that i even tried a mustashe, uh-huh yep i did. told ya'll i was a MAN!
so then i forgot to tell ya guys all about the whole day i spent duct taping deer antlers to a lil'pink big wheel. this was alot harder that it would seem because it made the thing a little front heavy and was apparently hard to steer? either way someone chased the dog one too manytimes with this wierd new custom machine,....although i will admit it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen, then later lucky took revenge humped it then killed it. the babies mad.
then...
theres a little matter of a tiny traffic ticket (not mine im a good driver) thats gone terribly arwy. hhhm,,,,mr highawatha would you mind comming for a ride with us and peeing in a cup? uh NO. now we have a special laywer. to go with my special'ed husband. thats not a good thing either. he is in sooooooo much trouble for that one. (this allows me many more special privilages $ clothes, books, special mustashe remover creames etc)
an how could i forget (uh im a stoner?) were adding 2 horsies to the brood....nothing special really just the riding kind. we started marking for the posts.....im VERy excited about this one. just thinking about all that power,...kinda makes playing with a chainsaw seem like tinyboy work. hehe
speeking of work..*sigh* my carpentermonkey worked out rather well TILL HIS WIFE CALLED! muhahaha 37 years old an all he could say was "uh,...uh...ok" before she hungup on him. sad. he still had alot of work to do! lol im so bad. (my mans being there mowermonkey today, think im mad? )
going out on a limb here no smokes today! my pack actually turned in 5 stinky smelly oh so bad for you packs,...ok so i still want one,. but im done withem reallly
REALLY!
btw this patch i bought for my sp'ed hubby itches like a mo#$@%&%*&#! maybe its old.
oh an does anyone know how bad it is to eat a crapload of raw hamburger?....the babes had herself a little picnic while i was on the phone 4lbs of raw hamburger, cheese ,yogurt and ketchup. she did share with the dog and they both appear fine. tho they stink and so does the carpet where the event took place.
ok im done for now....i think
peace