More 50's Humor!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 24, 2002.


    It's the Spring of 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a
    pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the
    girl's father answers and invites him in.

    "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

    "That's cool," says Bobby.

    Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies
    politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

    Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear
    all the kids are doing it."

    Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks
    Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

    "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll
    screw all night if we let her!"

    Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the
    evening was beginning to look pretty good.

    A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle
    skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
    anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

    About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the
    door behind her, and screams at her father: "Darn it, Daddy! It's
    called the 'Twist!'"

    :D: :D: :smoking:

  2. I've herd that one before. But it still funny.

  3. That was too funny!!!!
  4. Don't get that one....sorry :)

  5. Mickey, evidently the parents knew their daughter loved to dance the "twist", but the Father mistakenly called the dance screw instead of twist, lol I don't write 'em, just post 'em!! :d

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