So.... I have a paper due in English that i need to get done. I figured the only way i would do it is to put some fun into it. Its due in five and a half hours.. and i gotta write a two page story that incorporates a moral lesson. Definately need to make it 420 related. --- Has to be two written pages long; needs to have a moral lesson; and is told by a character following an archetype. (social classification such as "stoner" or "soccer mom" or anything descripteive enough to reveal traits of the character) So basically its just a very broad assignment busy work shit but i want to make it some sort of 420 related story: have a 30 second summary of the story in front of the class. Not askin anyone to write me a paper just lookin for some ideas keep tokin
The story can be completely fictionaly with a fictional character, just have a moral lesson and be told by a character with an archetypical title.
One idea could be that this stoner kid is really stoned after 420 and forgets to do his English essay until 1 in the morning, so he gets on to his stoner forum and asks for ideas, and one guy says he's going to go toke and think about it when he comes back, which he does, and he presents the guy with one idea being that this stoner kid is really stoned after 420 and forgets to do his English essay until 1 in the morning, so he gets on to his stoner forum and asks for ideas, and one guy says he's going to go toke and think about it when he comes back, which he does, and he presents the guy with one idea... ...that tears a whole in the space-time continuum.
Troll logic? I honestly thought it was pretty good. The moral of the story would be "don't be high and put off essays." But it would be funny because the consequence is just so ridiculous. I'm not insulting you or anything man. I just think it would be a funny paper. Like, funny to us because we smoke weed and know that it won't destroy physics. Seriously dude, didn't mean to offend you.
Like, to essay it up, you could just detail a lot of it. Like, name the stoner kid. We'll say Brad. Be funny with it. Like: "The essay is due Wednesday," was not the last thing Brad heard in class that Monday afternoon. His attention to class ended right around the time Ms. Egelston said, "Your excuses are always half-baked!" which Brad had chuckled at. No, now Brad's attention was all on the clock and the near future. 2:57 meant it was only one hour and twenty three minutes away from 4:20........ Talk about what Brad smoked, who he smoked with, what they ate. And how they start celecbrating April 20th at 4:20 PM of April 19th. Be stupid with it.
O.O didnt mean to invoke you to apologize for anything either. Im just kinda chillin here awake as fuck on adderall and stoned, and im freezing airing my room window out and tryng to stay quiet and not get caught by my seemingly-nocturnal parents. All that is kinda takin away from my ability to form sentences. What i meant was, kinda needs to be less-direct if you know what i mean. A lot of people in that class smoke and would catch up on lingo, but i have to turn it in to the teacher and present it the class (some which have no idea of weed) Only happiness does the green bring
Okay, cool. I'm probably just paranoid. Anyway, does it matter if they know that you're directly referencing cannabis? It has to be a legit stereotype, which a stoner is one. Unless your English teacher isn't very cool. Mine all were, and wouldn't give a shit if I wrote about weed.
My english teacher is a pretty big bitch. I dont care much what she has to say or the whole school for that matter, but i dont wanna directly reference it like saying xyz smoked this and that, yaknow? It can be on anything in the world pretty much just tryin to get the grade
Then don't mention him actually smoking. Just talk about 4:20 the time and how tomorrow is Brad's favorite holiday, April 20th. Then say something like, "They decided to party. And party they did." Brad woke up the next morning... er, night to a craving for chips. Then he remembered his essay! Oh no! Like that vibe.
weed is sooo last year. crack is whats in the now. talk about a crackhead livin in the streets, sleepin on the benches and the great lessons he learned in his short short cracky life. and the last sentence should be "...And that's why you don't do crack, you do pot." The End