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Monitored Drug Tests. HELP ME.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by purplemudkip, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. Yes, I know there's a sticky for drug tests, but this specific question isn't covered.
    Thanks to snitching little faggots* I'm drug testing twice a week. And this is problematic because I have mild anxiety when it comes to peeing in front of others, let alone with a guy directly staring at my cock. I've locked up twice, and if I do it again, I have to start paying for a re-test. Yes, even though it doesn't require anything extra except for two minutes of an employee's time to do a re-rest. It's exactly two minutes because they only give you two minutes to produce a sample.

    Anyone have any advice on how to quickly produce urine when someone is staring at your Johnson very intently? I've tried pretending that he's not here, pretending that I'm peeing in my own bathroom, closing my eyes, and deep breathing. Nothing seems to work. Or should I consult my doctor?
     
  2. I just had this happen to me yesterday. Had to report to PO, dude in the bathroom like 2 feet from me staring at my cock. I honestly could not pee....I stood there for like 5 minutes, listening to him breathe like he was fucking jack off to me holding my cock tip.

    I told him I have to go outside and get a drink or something, so he gave me 10 mins and I came back and barely even filled half the cup. The whole thing pretty much freaks me out. I'm far from a homophobe, I don't care so much about all that noise anyway. Never had a female PO or lab tech staring at me, I had always been ok to go give a sample in my own space but something about them watching you that close is crap.

    Honestly I just have to almost go into a trance to relax in that situation. Relax your ass cheeks and everything else from head to toe. I also will try to visualize like a waterfall or just the sound of water, and taking a big fucking drink and needing to piss real bad. I literally will try to have that feeling of needing to take a piss really bad.

    Good luck OP
     

  3. I don't think "not liking someone stare at your dick" classifies as a homophobe.
     
  4. Drink ALOT of water
     

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