As i was leaving to go to my friends house, my mom just stops me and searches my pockets. Finds just about .3 grams of Bubble gum Kush. She now thinks that i depend on it to get through my day and i NEED it... I really hate when ppl think like that.
yea and backed away. She then proceeded to say that she felt something in my pockets and demands to see it. (She knows that i smoke).
How old are you? If you are young enough to be searched by a parent then you are young enough to have your shit taken away. I hate to say it, but it's true. And before you go off saying how much of a douche I am etc. etc. etc. the same shit happened to me when I was younger.
She gave birth to you bro, I wouldn't call my mum a bitch ever, fucking never. But hey, maybe your mum IS a bitch..
.3 grams I bet you were guna have an all nighter just kidding but yah man that really sucks just start feeling her up see if shes hiding things on you!
Shit, shoulda stuffed it in your pants haha. I don't think my mom would ever search me unless she had already caught me in the past....and if she did I would be way more careful than you were, I bet your bubbler was bulging out of your pockets hah.
SHE TOOK YOUR BUBBLEGUM? What a bitch. I had bubblegum once. I was already caned out of my mind and my friends sister's friend came downstairs with a QP of it. Gave us some. It was amazing.
lol my dad did this to me a long time ago i basically told him to fuck off and never but his hands in my pockets again and he didnt
just a few things i have to say bro 1. thats your mother dude now think about this if it wasn't for her you wouldn't be here right now smoking bud 2.Next time you leave to go to your friends house make sure you stash all your shit in your crotch i highly dout your mom is gonna search your testicular area and if she does then thats just wrong 3.Never under any circumstances walk out of the house and show her that you're overexcited or really eager to leave the house to go to a friends house because most parents see that and then they start thinking why is he/she so happy thats how my parents caught me when i was 12
Truth L rag, don't call the woman who gave your miserable ass life and is putting a roof over it a bitch.. Her house, her rules bro. Just deal with it.
I'm in rare form today, and just have to post about this. Get over it man. If you don't want your mom to know what you're up to, then move out. You don't get privacy until you leave home, but beware the world without your mother. In a few years you will realize she's probably the most underappreciated person in your life. And what the fuck did you think you were going to do with .3 grams? I take hits worth more than that.
