So, I'm usually really sketched about smoking in my house. I live in an apartment, so it's hard to get away with stuff because the rooms are so close together. I've been smoking more and more in my house recently (with school being over I've been home during the day more than usual, while my parents are out working) and, progressively, becoming less and less cautious about it. Today, my parents were going out, about 20-25 minutes away from where I live so I figured that if I smoke after they leave, I'd have at least an hour to chill and make sure the apartment doesn't reek or whatever. I had to take a shower, so I decided to steam up the bathroom and use a sploof for double protection since it's worked before. I managed to get together a small bowl of stuff that was stuck in my grinder. I smoke it, and it actually got me higher than I thought it would. I was really good about using the sploof for the first few hits, but I stopped remembering to use it about halfway through. I also had a few pulls of a cig which I should have used the sploof for but didn't (my parents dont know I smoke either cigs or weed, but they'd def be more pissed about cigs). I didn't really care though, I had at least 40 mins to take care of that. So I'm chilling in the foggy bathroom, basking in my highness... when all of a sudden, the buzzer rings. My family has a special way of buzzing it so we know to just open the door instead of asking who it is, so I knew right away that one of my parents... or worse, both of them. I'm bugging out because I know the bathroom reeks, I could smell it, and there's an inchwide gap under the door so the hallway probable reeked too... I didn't bother blocking it since I'm usually better with using the sploof than I was today, big mistake. I decide to open the window for ventilation. I opened it a bit at the bottom and a bit at the top (my high logic told me that the hot steamy air would go out the top since heat rises, and that fresh cold air from outside would come in the bottom, creating a kind of ventilation system... this is probably wrong but it's what I imagined would happen), but I left the hot shower on in case it would help in any way. I ran into my room and put my pipe, lighter, cigs, etc. away and I hear my mom frantically buzzing, I guess I was taking longer than I thought and my mom is an impatient woman. I started thinking that she was gonna be suspicious that I was taking so long and started to bug out a little again. But then I get an idea -- if I just put on a bathrobe (in case she did see me), buzz her in, unlock the front door, and get in the shower before she came upstairs, she'll think I took so long because I didn't hear her buzzing over the sound of the shower. So I do this, and as I'm standing in the shower I realize the bathroom still smells like weed and the hallway probably does too, but the only thing I could do at this point was hope she didn't notice. She must have forgotten something because she came in the house for all of a minute, walking past the bathroom to get to her room but saying nothing about the smell. It was much more chaotic then than it sounds now.