Here's an actual conversation between my mom and me: Mom: Jared, what's growing on the deck? Me: It's actually marijuana. Mom: You jerk! Why are you growing marijuana? Are you smoking? Me: No. Mom: Are you sure? Me: No, I'm lying. Mom: Oh, well..... How's your hamburger? THIS IS AWESOME!
So jealous man.. My mom used to be a hippy but now is a bussiness chick makin bills, im pretty sure she knows i smoke bud.. My dad has never touched pot, he would never understand =\ I would say use it to your benifit. Dont start rippin headie bongs in your family room, but gradually keep talkin to her about and find out her opinions on the subject.
Yeah, after that post, we went out to lunch, and I told her it works better than the anti-depressants I was on, so she was like "It's really about how much you smoke, and it's different than alcohol or cocaine or something". I love my mom, we have such a good relationship.
My dads done it before but dosent like drugs. Hes basicially ok with it if he dosent know anything and had nothing to do it. My mom on the other hand is a stupid bitch.. and i live with her
haha heres a funny convo (or at least i was amused n laughing) between me n my dad dad: are you high? me: yea y (dad starts bitching) me: man shutup n learn to deal with it already it aint like its the first time n it damn sure aint gonna be the last time dad: when are you gonna finally growup and stop smoking me: whenever i stop being a toys r us kid hahaha haha, that shit was funny he got real pissed when i used the toys r us theme song to be a smartass to him and i just walked to my room singin "I dont wanna grow up, i'm a toys r us kid, theres a million toys at toys r us for kids to play with" u know, that whole deal haha at least u do if ur a toys r us kid like me haha
my mom.. are you smoking a blunt? Me.. yes.. Mom.. Can i get a hit of that shit? Me.. of course! Mom.. this is dank nugs! wheres my xanax and icehouse? Me.. sorry.. i drank it..
my whole family knows that i smoke..when im pissed about something my moms always like"go out and smoke a fatty, that'll cool you down" haha
hahaahahahaha negligent... omg thats is fucking hilarious my dad would be so speechless if i ever said that.. thats too funny
Hmm...decent beer, Xanax, and a blunt. Sounds fun to me! Although you really ought to GIVE the blunt to your mom, a Xanax and a beer cost almost as much as a blunt.
Dude, this thread rules. Anyone else have any funny convos? Good place to post them :: hint hint :: So yeah, the next step is to get my mom smoking when she gets a migraine haha
Sometimes my mom asks me what I am doing, and I say "Mom, a few friends and I are just going to go out and do some drugs." Well, if I get caught it's not really like I was lyin, heh heh heh. But no need to worry anyway, my mom hates weed, and due to that, I am extra careful.