Mom has to take drug test

Discussion in 'General' started by Spark It29, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. My mom, who has been on and off unemployment since getting laid off from her job she had for several years, finally landed a decent job that would hire her in the coming months if she was good enough.

    Surprisingly, they actually hired her a few days ago, except she has to take a drug test first. She smokes frequently, not so much these past couple months, and is going to quit for good if she doesn't pass the drug test. She bought a home drug test and it said she was negative, but I'm still nervous. She has already taken the drug test, drinking a lot of water and coffee before.

    I'm going to feel really bad if she doesn't pass this drug test. She's got it so tough because my dad's lazy ass hasn't worked in years because he's "disabled". I hope to god she passes the drug test.
     
  2. Rooting for you! Keep the updates coming!
     
  3. Your mom has my crossed fingers! Hope everything goes well! :D
     
  4. the entire GC community's fingers' are crossed. Good luck.
    ^^did I get the apostrophes correct?
     
  5. Thanks so much guys! I woke up this morning to my dad on the phone with my mom. She passed! :hello::hello::hello::hello:
     

  6. Congrats bro, happy smokin'!
     

  7. You don't need the apostrophe on fingers.

    @OP: Congrats on your mom passing! :hello:
     
  8. People will never learn will they. Oh I'm middle aged and unemployed, I have bills. I should smoke weed all the time to hinder my chances of finding a job, fuck yeah!
     
  9. #9 1badbruce, Aug 2, 2012
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    The ignorance of drug testing by employers as a condition of pre-employment is nothing more than descrimination, completely biased & totally ignorant.
    If there going to test for durgs they should also test for alcohol & excessive masturbation.
    I can understand it for some jobs but this is nothing more than control of the serf population:(
    Good luck to your mom :wave:
    Cheers
     

  10. Maybe insurance reasons as well? :confused:

    :smoke:
     
  11. Nurse speaking to doctor: "Dude.... I can't find the scalpel."

    Doctor : "Damnit! This is like the third time this week. I told you to check for equipment before we start sewing."
     

  12. Driving cars of the company would be enough :p
     
  13. hopefully she gets the job
     
  14. Good luck to your mother.

    Have her take this piece of advice, though.

    Find a detox/head shop and get some detox supplies to guarantee her position.

    Level the playing field of a shit economy out so she doesn't miss this opportunity.

    Best wishes to your family.
     
  15. Congrats OP great news! :)
     
  16. [quote name='"1badbruce"']The ignorance of drug testing by employers as a condition of pre-employment is nothing more than descrimination, completely biased & totally ignorant.
    If there going to test for durgs they should also test for alcohol & excessive masturbation.
    I can understand it for some jobs but this is nothing more than control of the serf population:(
    Good luck to your mom :wave:
    Cheers[/quote]

    I'd fail the masturbation test :(
     

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