Mom found my papers

my parents took my papers and a lighter the night i took the car out without telling them, hahahha.. we havent had a talk yet and that was weeks ago.

 

Been there, done that. As long as no weed is found with it, it's easy to get out of. "Yeah mom I started smoking, I know it's bad for me, but you smoke too so you can't really judge"....."What?! No they're not for marijuana, you think I'm crazy?"...."Mom they're for rolling cigarettes, I'm a poor starving college student and rolling is way cheaper than buying packs."

True conversation mate.

 

I bet he's going to tell her that they are his friend's papers. Not too cliche right?

 

lol i'll just tell em i was holding it for a friend...

 

You should go write "No thanks" on her vibrator.

 

Bust her in the chops.

 

Awwww. Maybe she needs a hookup? Maybe she is going to suggest you use her Volcano instead?

 

go buy some rolling tobacco and stash tht somewhere and pull it out during the convo to cover your ass.

obviously didnt do it well enough because she found them in the first place...

respect your parents rules, and they prob will respect you and not go through your shit.

 

Just go buy a small cheap pouch of tobacco and empty half of it out and say you use them to roll cigs with. That IS what they're for after all, lol.

 

Lmao, that was good.

 

i said that like an hour and a half before you did sire.

your high