Dear Verizon Westell modem. You have failed me for the last time now. Your heart no longer belongs to me. I am kicking you to the curb. Westell, I told you to leave. I am in love with Comcast now. My heart belongs to her now. Go, or I'm getting my Magnum. You stubborn bitch, I said go. Get off my property. You can no longer fill the void in my bandwidth. Ok, you asked for it... One more warning, GO! Fine have it your way. But the last laugh is mine... Or maybe not...
I entertain myself in strange ways... I actually have never jump ramps like that before. That modem was surprisingly resilient, unlike Verizons service. Usually I can feel when the ramp flattens out, the modem being on there threw my sense of that off. Better yet, I didn't do any damage to the car aside from snapping a couple plastic clips that hold the wheel well to the side skirt.