A blonde called her boyfriend and asked him to come over. "I've got this killer jigsaw puzzle of a tiger and it's just too hard for me alone," she said. The boyfriend came over took one look at the puzzle box and said, "Ok. There's no way you're going to make a tiger out of this. My advice to you is get a cup of coffee, relax, and put all of these Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about a job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."
A young blonde lady had the windows in her house replaced with new double insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later she gets an irate call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and despite repeated bills and dunning notices, she has yet to make the first payment. The blonde replies, "Now, don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves."
LOL...k, I got one. A cop notices a car on the highway driving 35 mph. The driver doesn't seem drunk since the car is staying in it's lane. The officer eventually pulls the car over and walk ups up to it. Officer: Hi there miss...do you realize you're doing under the minimum speed limit? Blonde: Oh...I'm sorry. I thought the sign said 35 mph. Officer (slightly smerking): No miss...that's the highway you've been driving on. Blonde: Silly of me...what was I thinking. I'm so sorry officer. Officer: No problem miss. Just be careful and I'm leaving you with a warning. As the officer starts to walk back to his car he notices the young men in the backseat are suspiciously shaking and pale white. The cop walks up to the blonde's window and asks them why her friends look like they just seen a ghost? Blonde: Well, the highway we were on before was 96.
how do u kill and blond? put a scrach and sniff stiker at the bottom of a pool...thanks....peaces....MrSbb
