Mmm.... hot dogs....

... that's right.... hot dogs. Yum.

*kicks the ball* Yippee!!!!!!
I wander what would happen if thr universse turned green... like a giant bud... and we could all schmoke the universe as one collective stoning being.... I decree, as Lord of the Monkeez that when such a time arises, a giant hotdog, of size enough to satiate a world of stoners is contructed in my name!!! Captain Munkiii!! *smokes a bud in his bowl* Yes!!! That's right.... my bowl is solid gold!!!! It's a Goldbowl!!! That's so wierd! Now.... before you all go, and smoke a bowl in my (Lord Ape)'s name....think of this one thing.... if a blue whale's penis is 3meters long.... then how big must a great, orange schnozzgumbler's penis be??? Well... they're about 10 times the size of a blue whale.... (and they're ORANGE).... so I reckon it must be at least 1 mile long.... *thinks.......* yes... before we launch the rocket, we have to sum up the casualties.... I shall probably be the only survivor, seeing as I am a highly advanced cyborg/munkey creature thing... with wings, and a cool hat. Shut up... no you can't have my hat... it's purple, with little tassles. The tassles are gold, and they go very well with my pet blue whale... *pats his whale*... he takes up an awful lot of space, I think i might have to shrink him.... you know.... make him wet, then put him somwhere hot to shrink him like a cotton shirt... would that work??? If it doesn't work I might have to flush him down the toilet... yes... that's a good idea. No doubt the universe would implode and then my plan to grow the universe into a giant cheeseburger (no pickle) would fail due to the universe no longer being a universe, because the universe has imploded.... i tihk it would suck if that happend... aha!! Fred is here... everyone say helloe to fRED... he created the moon, just in case you didn't know. He wanted to make it out of styrofoam, but I wouldn't let him. I told him to make it out of stone... and smash it up a bit.... so he did, and i was able to spare his life.... All of you won't be so lucky.... you're all going 5o get crushed when the universe turns into a pancake.... and I eat it, and smoke a bowl for all the sinners.... ah... I have to go.... narcotics to consume.....

 

Well... needless to say, I was wasted when I typed that....

I dunno what was in it... but it wasn't a very "cannabisy" high....

I could hear music, and voices, and I could see buzzsaws everywhere, and I could feel it when they cut into meand stuff...... Then I started seeing as if through the eye of a fly, and there was all this sort of techno music going on.....

Wierd....

*looks at his rant* That's some bizzare writing there....
My first rant I think... (I think.....)... maybe I should do it more often....

And as for the French Toast.... no... I like pancakes, and frankly the idea of a giant French Toast does nothing for me but conjure up feelings of dry mouth.... bloody stupid dry mouthmakes you drink lots of Dr Pepper and then piss a lot and get high from 4 litres of Dr Pepper cos fo all the sugar.....
Havin' massive political arguments wit my parents about Mr Hussein... I reckon we should leave him alone and smoke a bowl instead. From my GoldBowl... 24 carat gold... and the weed has ambrosia and nectar in it... so we can be like the Olympian gods and strike lightning for when people commit hubris and then they die for being blasphemers..... Light a candle for all the sinners.... Mmmm...... jus read the title of my thread...Hot Dogs... yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum..... dogs of the high temperature variety...
Hmm... rant you say??? I've seen some quality rants in my time, but this rant here is just sheer genius... I mean the pigs and everything, they just shine with aqua brilliance as if the sun was bouncing off their arses. And blinding me....so i can'tsee..... shit......... I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!1 Aggghhhhhhh!! Bloody pigs.... gonna make bacon from ya!!! And server you with baked beans and chips!!! Beans and chips I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!
Grrr.... I hate you pink furry... pitiful excuse for a fish..... don't make me cut you up... and sell you on the black market as foetuses for stem cell research...cos you know I will!!! don't make medpo it...... hmm.... *fades into the night*

 

The Big Comedown

I gotta find out what I've been smokin