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MMJ and airports

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by wb21, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. #1 wb21, Aug 5, 2011
    I have my mmj card i was wondering how to get it through the airport?
     
  2. #2 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 5, 2011
    You don't...Ever, those fuckers shove their hands so far up your ass you can't even get it through there. Better chance getting it through prison.:cool:
     
  3. #3 mushroomsatsuji, Aug 5, 2011
    They aren't going totake your card, but they will probably give you the full spa treatment.
     
  4. #4 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 5, 2011
    Speaking of...I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.:cool:
     
  5. #5 wb21, Aug 5, 2011
    what about taking edibles through?
     
  6. #6 wb21, Aug 5, 2011
    ?????
     
  7. #7 HIGH IQ, Aug 5, 2011


    Eat the edible before you go through security and hope you get on the plane before the matrix begins.
     
  8. #8 Chamonix, Aug 5, 2011
    Taking weed through the airport is like fucking a brick. You may eventually find a hole, but in the end the pain and humiliation isn't worth it.
     
  9. #9 TheClutch, Aug 5, 2011
    put it in someones bag.. then if it makes it...get it on the other side....


    /sarcasm off..
     
  10. #10 niqqabieber69, Aug 5, 2011


    I'm going to use this analogy in the future. If I can remember that is.. :smoke:
     
  11. #11 wb21, Aug 5, 2011
    so i should just drive and bring it hidden in the car? lol
     
  12. #12 HelpDesk, Aug 5, 2011
    I can imagine it would be fine if your brought a 'pb&j' sandwich with you in your carry on along with other normal food, they wouldn't suspect it.

    ('...' meaning weed infused)
     
  13. #13 brandonha, Aug 5, 2011

    Mind if I sig this?
     
  14. #14 mememantis, Aug 5, 2011
    bring a few normal looking items like a backpack and such then have maybe some hollowed out markers in their or in the back of your backpack inside the back poket just cut a hole and stick your weed in there then used black tread and sow it back up i have done this twice and no one suspected a thing also dont have any metal on you so they dont have to take longer meaning they search ur bag less
     
  15. #15 Burgh4Life, Aug 5, 2011
    ive gotten in and out of the airport safely several times and even from a cruise ship to a plane to home i smuggled an 8th from jamaica ground up in different things, and then recently from Puerto Rico i brought 2 grams back..in my one hitter in the spot for bud lol..i was nervous but did it and the Jamaican shit was worth it :p
     
  16. #16 Keep It Lit, Aug 5, 2011
    put the weed in your mouth and talk as little as possible.
     
  17. #17 i Donk, Aug 5, 2011
    airports are considered federal property so your MMJ card doesn't apply.

    /thread
     
  18. #18 call me jonah, Aug 5, 2011
    when i came back home from holland i flew from amsterdam, to dulles, to denver to omaha.

    what i didn't realize is a i had about 2 gs in a baggie in a pair of jeans.

    didn't find out until i put the jeans on, hand in pocket and pulled out a pleasant surprise
     
  19. #19 Chamonix, Aug 5, 2011
    Go for it.
     

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