missed bumper stickers

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Nov 8, 2003.

  1. BUMPER STICKERS



    BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING SO FAST...



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    Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

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    To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

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    Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

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    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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    Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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    The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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    I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.

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    So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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    If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

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    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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    Illiterate? Write For Help.

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    Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

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    You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!

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    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

    (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

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    Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

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    Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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    If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like

    Jabba The Hut?

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    Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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    Boldly Going Nowhere.

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    Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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    Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends!!!

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    Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

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    Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

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    GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

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    WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

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    Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
     
  2. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

    ain,t that the truth ,lol.
     
  3. LOL critter... Money keeps the family together.... Unless the money runs short!!!
     
  4. i couldnt stop laughing when i saw the

    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

    (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

    one...then again, im completely totally plowed
     
  5. ya, i saw something like the jeep one, but it was upside down on a t-shirt, it read" if you can read this please put me back on my bar-stool" hehe
     

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