Misconceptions about sex as a child

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by MysteryRoach69, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. #41 CheeseVendor, Jan 8, 2013
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    That's not how it works?:confused:
     
  2. I always imagined a vagina looking like a hotdog bun and you had to stick your penis in it like a fucking hot dog

    Like this [​IMG]

    Only 3d and elongated and on the front of the pelvis and you had to lay your penis in there.

    Like a hot dog.
     
  3. I thought you had to pee in the vagina to make babies. I wondered how adults had such good timing with their pee or maybe they just held it in until they got home.
     
  4. I used to think the vagina was just a hole with saggy skin all the way around it that tapered to the bottom. Sort of like an upside-down saggy skin volcano lol.

    Then I watched porn for the first time and I was like oh, much better lmao.
     
  5. IDK if this is a misconception or not but i used to put a wet towel on my dick while it was hard and flex it up and down..
     
  6. When I. Was in 3rd grade I thought if you got mArried to someone and you hugged them a baby would magicAllly appear in a moms stomach
     

  7. NPH can probably do this shit.
     

  8. Of course NPH can do that! Because he's like a God! :metal: Besides isnt That how he meet your mother :poke: jk :laughing:

    ok that wasn't very funny....but I had to lol:hide:
     

  9. aaaahahahaha yes
     
  10. i thought that women pooped out the babies
     



  11. You know, I guess it seems pretty rascist now but at the time I thought that since black people were black and poop was black....:confused:

    Yeah that was a misconception of epic proportions at age 8
     
  12. That kissin was sex
     
  13. Not really about sex but me and my friends thought weed made your dick bigger (5th grade) lol and then we smoked for the first time in 6th.
     
  14. ^FACT

    Seems like a logical conclusion.


    Are we sure that this isn't true?
     
  15. Thought sex was just people kissing each other and rubbing together hahahaha. My parents would always tell me sex was for 'when you were older', so I remember with each birthday getting more and more excited for the day I could kiss and rub a woman lol
     
  16. Lol that was also my previous understanding. Thank god I went to a public elementary school.
     
  17. When I was 8 my sister told me penises looked like sausages. Needless to say I was a little surprised when I saw one years later.

    In second grade my friend told me that "doing it" meant get in bed, get undressed and find a partner. When I learned that "doing it" was slang for sex I thought sex consisted of laying in bed naked with someone.
     
  18. probably when i was 12 or 13 i thought the orgasm part was constant throughout the whole time you were having sex.

    would be cool though...
     
  19. this guys a playa at 5 lmao
     
  20. I thought sex was a myth for a while.

    Then I thought making out was sex.
     

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