Mirror, Mirror!! Country style!!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Jun 1, 2002.

  1. After living in the remote wilderness of Alabama all his life, an old
    codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores
    he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he
    remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the
    'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't
    like his father.

    So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
    fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious
    of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she
    searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass,
    she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with!!"

    :D :D :smoking:
  2. judging by the jokes you been telling ,ya gotta be at least 75 years old :D.....is that you willie???
  3. i'd love to know where you find all these great jokes !

  4. I get most from e-mail subscriptions, I'll post a few links soon!! :D :D :smoking:

    Just had my 46th critter, ya forgot already!!! STML!! lol
  5. I saw that refernce to Alabama in there.......

    I got a good one for you but just saving it...

  6. lol, I almost titled the thread, "Another one for BPP", but they're REALLY not personal!!! lol :D Just the way I get 'em off the web!! :D

    I saw that "The TIDE" couldn't battle back in the baseball regionals, too bad, I was rootin' for 'em. LSU played some tough ball and succeeded in advancing, but face Rice next, and they're HOT!!

    And as for the one you're saving, lol, I'll steal a quote from our English Blades (not them actually) and say:

    Fire when ready, Ridley!!!!! :wave: :smoke:

    Does it have anything to do with DAMN YANKEES from No. Cal. ??????? lol :D

  7. Damn Yankees, a most truly horrible rock group consisting of the motor city madman Ted Nugent


    Tommy Shaw of Styx, who is originally from Montgomery Alabama. Somebody from montgomery in a group damn yankees, I'll never understand.

  8. Oh I see, The one you're saving must be "How to keep a Yankee Moron in suspense!!" lol :D
  9. LMAO

    Do ya'll know the differance between a yankee and a damn yankee???

    I'll tell ya if ya don't know!

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