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Minimum I can smoke and pass a drug test

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by ganjapowerissoamazin, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. #1 ganjapowerissoamazin, Oct 23, 2013
    Is it possible to get a really small buzz and pass a test even like the day after? How little would you have to smoke to pass a test a day, 2 days or 3 days after you smoke? And yes I know it's based on many factors but I'm looking for a general idea. 1 hit? .1 hit? .001 hit?


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  2. #2 TheAnswer121, Oct 23, 2013
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    doubtful. but let us know how ur whiz quiz turns out
     
  3. #3 PublicEnemy20, Oct 23, 2013
    Minimum is second hand smoke. 
     
  4. #4 jets420, Oct 23, 2013
    You shouldnt smoke at all if you have a drug test the next day. And theres also this thing called synthetic urine...and detox.

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  5. #5 ganjapowerissoamazin, Oct 23, 2013
    It's not a work drug test. My mom knows that I've smoked and doesn't want me to. She said she didn't trust me going to a friends house cause I always smoke with this friend so I said she's open to drug test me if she wants. I doubt she'll drug test me but I didn't want it to show up positive if she does decide to. And ya I caught a contact that I could barely feel.


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  6. #6 jets420, Oct 23, 2013
    So if you didnt actually smoke any, meaning actually take a hit, then you should not fail the drug test if you havent smoked in 20 to 30 days.

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  7. #7 stonersaurus, Oct 23, 2013
    Lol if you don't want to fail your moms rando test then it's pretty much don't smoke. If its worth the risk then blaze your brains out and enjoy it till she busts you again, if your clever at hiding it then you'll be just fine. People hid Jews from Hitler in WWII, you can probably hide some bud from mommy ;)


    Toke On!
     
  8. #8 TheFallen981, Oct 23, 2013
    [quote name="stonersaurus" post="18870445" People hid Jews from Hitler in WWII, you can probably hide some bud from mommy ;)


    Toke On![/quote]

    Haha that made my day, I can just imagine him Ann Franking that shit in a secret crawl space behind a bookshelf.
     
  9. #9 DriftingApart, Oct 23, 2013
     
    Lol how would one even take .001 of a hit, I'd like to know the answer to this.
     
     
     
     
    If you called her on it and told her she can test you whenever, it would probably be best to hold yourself to what you said and stop smoking until she's not suspicious anymore, unless you don't mind playing around with the possibility of testing positive, which is a very real possibility within a maximum window of 2 weeks after smoking (if it's not daily), but even then there are a lot of factors to consider.
     
    Furthermore, why would you even risk testing positive if you're just going to smoke to "catch a contact that you could barely feel?"  If you want to do yourself a solid, quit smoking until there is a very low chance of you being tested, and then you can smoke worry free and actually enjoy the high.  Or you can just move out and bypass all of this, like adults should be able to do, unless you're too young to do so, in which case you're at the mercy of the adult who provides you with food, water, shelter, electricity, etc.   
     
  10. #10 danksmokekmk, Oct 23, 2013
    My buddy failed 2 different drug tests with 2 different types of fake piss. If they just dip it and pour it should work, but if they send it to a lab your done


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  11. #11 ganjapowerissoamazin, Oct 23, 2013
    Ya that's what I did. I did barely feel it from standing by him while he was smoking, but not really.

    And you know the worlds smallest violin? You cut a whole through it, put the worlds smallest bowl and take a puff. You will have successfully achieved the .001 hit. Lol


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  12. #12 CaliBudE, Oct 23, 2013
    You can't smoke and pass a drug test but why would you agree to a drug test ?

    Too bad parents can't drug test for tobacco or alcohol that's the real problem .


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  13. #13 CaliBudE, Oct 23, 2013
    I know how you can get your mind blown and pass ....

    Have your friend shotgun his hits to you ....


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  14. #14 DriftingApart, Oct 23, 2013
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    So if you're not the one taking the hits but still getting high, then the THC just magically doesn't end up in your system? 
     
  15. #15 CaliBudE, Oct 23, 2013
    It was a joke assuming op is a guy and his friend is a guy .....

    I wouldn't expect anyone that desperate to get high ......I'm sure it wouldn't work .....




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  16. #16 IBALL904, Oct 24, 2013
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    [quote name="jets420" post="18870356" timestamp="1382515026"]So if you didnt actually smoke any, meaning actually take a hit, then you should not fail the drug test if you havent smoked in 20 to 30 days.Sent from deeznutz using Grasscity forum app[/quote]I passed a test after taking 4 days break but I also workout. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     

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