ladies and gentlemen, i have found myself within an unfortunate situation. i had just finshed a rather satisfying bowl when i sensed an extreme munchies attack rising from within. a bowl of peanutbutter with a tall glass of milk sounded fantastc. i trotted merrily towards the kitchen whistling the songs of my people only to discover a 2% milk jug with only 1/2 a glass left to offer. though disheartened, i journeyed to the garage where i was certain more milk was available for harvest. my speculation proved truthful, i gathered a gallons worth and aspiring for the warmth of my kitchen, i completed my side quest and continued back to my original pursuit. Upon reentering the light of my refuge i made an evil discovery, a horrifying discovery that i pray none you ever have to endure...1%!!!!!!!!!!!!! the initial terror had struck me deep in the chest. I found myself delirious and in a state of panic. what was i to do?!?! now, i have a half empty glass (pessimism, the horrendous incident still haunts me) of 2% milk in the fridge which will be less than satisfying for my glorious snack, as anyone who has eaten peanutbutter should know. my only two options are to mix the two percentags or to pour two half glasses. i fear both, as i suspect they break some sort of milk etiquette. what is a poor journeyman to do in these cheerless times, so that he may yet again return to his homeland fully satisfied and rest his weary head for the evening?
Mix 'em. At least the garage milk wasn't skim. For perspective, I can't even buy 2% milk where i live, and milk comes in a box, not a gallon jug. I think you can survive a glass of 1 1/2% milk.