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Mike...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Doc Shox, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Me and my friend Mike were talking about a kid who owes him money and what he should do. We weren't being serious but it was still funny. Any way, Mike was telling me about this old functional colt 45. revolver he has from WW2 (He's a big world war 2 buff), and how he knows where he can get blanks for it. So he devised this plan: He breaks into the kid's house while he's alone, then makes a bunch of noise. The kid will come investigate, so he'll hide behind the door, then sneak up on him and velloci-toss his ass on the floor. After the kid is successfully on the ground he'll pistol him. Then shoot a blank at him and leave.

    The other plan is to sell him a bag of tobacco and if he asks just say ,"It's a new strain, they call it tabacca-weed. This kind is called sewer rat snack."

    That was a fun night...
     
  2. Sounds like a plan that could get your friend killed. What if the kid wakes up and brings his own gun down to check things out? I know you weren't being serious, just giving the negative side to it.

    Yeah, I'd stick to just ripping him off or call him out on it.
     
  3. Sounds like a good way to do some hard time for home invasion.
     
  4. put the gun to his head then smack him across the face w ur dick... then call it even... cuz even tho he wont b hurt hell b emotionally scarred for the rest of his life.. AND youll have an awesome story to laugh about later.. which is worth more than the money he owed you

    ...im jk but you all kno deep down youd laugh your asses off if u found out that happened to someone
     
  5. I don't know about you, but somebody slapping me in the face with their dick wouldn't result in emotional scarring... in fact it would result in me beating off in a glass of milk for them.
     
  6. lol excuse me?... r u a chick or j one of THEM...lol
     
  7. Come on, a dick slap to the face isn't as bad as drinking some guys cum...
     
  8. Why would you slap a guy in the face with your dick in the first place?
     
  9. unless you are actually ready to shoot someone, dont mess with guns please. thank you.
     
  10. We weren't being serious, it was just one of those things you talk about while high. Just a half-baked plan for shits and giggles.

    Hendrix, Mike is a very good marksmen (Although it would be stupid if he went through with it), he visits the range on a regular basis.
     

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