Mightve Almost Gotten Shot

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Blazed'n'Confuzed, Jan 24, 2014.

  1. Lol USA? I wouldn't wanna get shot for no reason by some jerkoff 11 year old lol
    Two can play this game.

     
  2. Ya lol I live in the valley
     
  3. I don't think it's gonna happen. in fact not a single one of my friends has even been shot at.
    i got shot at once. i was shrooming and a farmer took a couple shots at me to scare me away. lol it worked
    probably just varmint rounds anyway. I'm sorry for criticizing the uk man. but if we got rid of our guns you filthy redcoats might come and try to take back the colonies
     
  4. So you assume criminals actually give a shit about gun laws, or the law at all for that matter? Just because it "works" in Australia don't mean it works everywhere.

    Maybe the media just reported less deaths so it seemed like it was working, last thing they want is people to know it doesn't work.(Just speculation, may not be true).

     
     
  5. Yes criminals obviously don't give a shit about the law but the fact is it's so hard to get guns in Australia and the penalties are so harsh that not any old dumb petty crook can get one, we seriously have such little guns here. The statistics are not fabricated, take your misinformed conspiracy theories elsewhere. We had one horrible massacre here called the port Arthur massacre, after that we banned guns and nothing like that has ever happens again. That alone is something to think about. Peace and ganja, stop the guns <3 Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  6. You have to be 21 to own a handgun, and 18 to sign up for this website....
     
  7. The problem with Americans is that too many of them want to tuck their nuts under and talk like you do. That and countries like yours want to save nutjobs and chimos when they should be put down and eliminated from the gene pool.
    Fucking socialist do-gooders.
     
  8. Lol.... see how that works! Rules, laws, and locks... They were only made to keep honest men honest....
     
  9. That's the plan, and we'll retake your northern neighbours too. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and North America has a great ring to it, and you can even be part of the EU.
     
  10. #50 Strollin'crow, Jan 27, 2014
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    happy sunday :) be sure to wear the bright red coats with the big white X across the chest lol
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  11. [quote name="Captain VXR" post="19409049" timestamp="1390739692"]That's the plan, and we'll retake your northern neighbours too. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and North America has a great ring to it, and you can even be part of the EU.[/quote]That's a joke, right? :hide:Haha, only kidding.360 joints in my body and not one in my pocket.
     
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    Just be on the lookout for our far superior military vehicles, we've been planting them across your country for a profit for years.
     
  13. Nope, you people get to have David Camoron as your leader as of tomorrow.
     
  14. :(

    Then we revolt!
    This is Sparta! (America)
     
  15. ....and they're secretly transformers!
     
  16. Who all sound exactly like Sean Connery.
     
  17. alright. as long as one of the sean connery rover transformers is appointed leader, i'll submit
     
  18. Sorry but you'll have to wait until the general election in May next year to do that. It's Camoron for now, and you'll hate him as much as we do.
     
  19. shit, my one friend once had a gun put in his mouth and the guy pulled the trigger 3 times with no clip in it and then said " you could have been dead like that."
     
  20.  
    Well if it's war you want....there are enough privately owned firearms to arm every man woman and child in America with two. And I'm not sure how most of the men and woman will fare....but the kids have been training to kill on playstations for years. They are so desenstized they'd kill their own mothers for next years Call of Duty in October, even though it doesn't come out until November.........
    And when we win YOU have to take our Entire Government as your own............and the coupe de grace....OUR Nuclear option is....JUSTIN BIEBER...He's Canadian, but lives in America.....Take us, and you get HIM TOO......
     
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH..........It'd be like taking possession of that leper colony in Pappion....who'd risk it for a biscuit? LOL
     

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