Micky D's

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by smokinokie, Oct 28, 2001.

  1. This might be a little dated but I still liked it.

    A man had gotten a new job driving a bus for an exclusive school district. It was so fancy that instead of numbers on the bus's, they named them after childrens TV shows. The bus he was given was called "Sesame Street". He went to his first stop and a very fat little girl got on. He told her he was the new driver and asked her name. "I'm Patty" she said. She took her seat and away they went. Several stops later he picked up another very fat little girl who said her name was Patty also. Later a very happy young man got and when the driver asked his name he replied, "I'm Saul, and I'm special!"
    He was getting back close to the school when he saw Saul sitting in the aisle with his shoes off picking at his feet.

    When he pulled up to the school the principal was waiting on him. "How'd it go?" he asked. The driver replied,

    "I picked up two obese Patty's, special Saul picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

    Pretty bad eh?:)
  2. Thats a good one smokie.

    Glad to see you back on line.
  3. But I laughed, nonetheless. thanks! :)

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