Michael Sean Ofallon, Age 17

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  1. #1 E=MC420, Aug 18, 2014
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    Okay fellow blades so yesterday the strangest thing that has ever happened to me in the history of ever.... And it just keeps getting weirder. Soo i was walking to my buddies house across town and i usually take the back roads when i walk so i don't have to deal with people/cops/traffic etc... Well on this day i did run into someone. Some guy i had never seen before in my life ran up to me and said "You wanna make the easiest 5 bucks you'll ever make?" But before i could even say anything he was just like "all u have to do is stand right there, look at the camera, and say 'Michael Sean O'Fallon, age 17' two times, and i will give you 5 dollars." So without really thinking i was just thought fuck it and said it. The guy handed me Abraham Lincoln and walked away down the street real quick. So im just like hell ya and keep on walking. Now about a half a mile down the road the same guy pulls up beside me in a car now. (i am now in a quite busy area of town close to a grocery store) he gets out of his car and runs up to me and says "are you straight?" now im weirded out as fuck and i just said ya buddy and kept walking. But i heard him say "hey dude heres 20 bucks cash!" so i turned around to listen to what he had to say and this is what he says: "im gay. Im not goanna touch you or anything though. But if you go stand up against that wall and take your shirt off and say 'faggots deserve to choke on art deco dildos' in front of the camera i will give you this 20 dollar bill." okay so i literally have no fucking idea if this is even real at this point or if someone just slipped some unmentionable into my food or something and im just tripping balls or if i should start swinging and kick this weirdos ass OOOR see where this goes because keep in mind i was in a very public setting and i was positive i could end this guys life in a fight anyday AND i was on my way to my buddies house where the weed man would be later and i could always use a lil extra bud soo i just said fuck it again and did it. "faggots deserve to choke on art deco dildos" Then i took my money and walked away. Lol as i was walking away he yelled "your 18 right???" haha cuz he obviously cared about that. Well this morning i started thinking about how fucking wierd that was... So i looked up this kids name on google and holy fuck! He left Colorado to see the world after he graduated high school in 1980. He hitchhiked to british colombia before being found dead along I-5 in Oregon naked and hog tied with a cord wrapped around his scrotum.... So i made 25 bucks but i don't think im going to be walking through town without a gun anymore...

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  2. #2 Brother Urb, Aug 18, 2014
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    I just don't know.....
     
  3. the fuck?
     
  4. white people, man.
     
  5. If your talking about me im Hawaiian. This guy that came up to me ya he was white though.


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  6. Lol that's interesting
     
  7. *people will do anything for money

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  8. I would maybe have stopped to listen to him if the offer was a bit more attractive, I certainly wouldn't have removed my shirt for such a small amount but hey if you're skint well thats you're call.

    Btw I would imagine your wee stint in front of the camera will be on a lot of dodgy gay sites lol

    Lots of old pervs wanking over youre shirtless image haha

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  9. #10 E=MC420, Aug 19, 2014
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    Aye i cant really blame them... Im one damn attractive attractive guy 😎



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  10. Lol

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  12. What the fuck...
     
  13. There's rumors some "pranksters" are going around doing this, it is not a gay porno, they are trying to recreate some psycho shit, that guy isn't by himself, they most likely targeted you because of your resemblance, usually these people will silently stalk that person before they approach them, they mite know where you live, always double check you locked your doors and sleep with a weapon nearby. Best of luck to you, Michael Sean O'fallon.
     
  14. #16 BugPoop, Sep 25, 2014
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    I hope someone gets this reference.
     
  16. #18 ExcretingCretin, Sep 27, 2014
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    Ahh Ms. Crabtree..

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  17. #19 Tokesmith, Sep 27, 2014
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    Wow. What a piece of shit.

    After reading this I don't think ill hitch hike when I go backpacking.


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  18. Yeah OP I feel you. 5/5 thread.
     

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