alright...this all happened like 2 weeks ago but i figured id share it anyways, im wating for my girl to get out of work and im bored. so this is what happened. me and my buddy smoked a nice blunt of skunk to our heads and about a half hour later i realized i was out of smokes... so i drove our happy asses to honey farms and walked in, went up to the 'tard at the counter and asked for a pack of marlboro. i flashed my id, and i handed her $10.25, cigarettes in Ma are 5.23. she looked at me funny, put a quarter in 1 hand, the 10 in the other, looked down at her right and left hand, said "ten twenty five" out loud. she looked back at me, looked back down at the money, crossed her hands, looked in each again, said "ten twenty five" again out loud. she then uncrossed her hands, looked in both again and said "ten twenty five" out loud for THE THIRD TIME!!!! finally she entered it into her fuckin register and pulled out the five and 2 cents, counted "five oh two" out loud twice and handed me my money. now people dont get me wrong, i dont know if this lady was retarded, had a fuckin counting anxiety, or what, but i was high as fuck and watching this bitch count the money 5 times out loud and crossing her hands amazed me, and it made me realize that no matter how much weed i ever smoke i can not suck that bad at math. stupid people like that shouldnt be allowed to work the night shift alone. when i left the store i couldnt stop laughing my ass off, just realizing that the stupid woman was such a tool made me geek out pretty hard. haha enjoy ladies and gents.
2 theories -dumbass hoe who dropped school for grass -she knew u're stoned as fuck so she tried to play a lil game with ya...