I keep getting these calls from online companies for cigarettes and pharmaceuticals. So the last two calls I received I explained that I couldn't buy their product because I was addicted to crystal meth and I was saving up for my sex change. I went on and on about it for about 30 minutes hah. I asked the pharmaceutical company if I could order a blowjob. Plus I asked her for crystal meth and she wrote it down lol. Any funny experiences with telemarketers?
One time i answered the phone but didn't say anything.. I just listened, and it went like this: him: hello? ...... him: is anyone there? .... *long, deep sigh* Then he hung up. Poor guy... he has a shitty job and probably hates it already, there's no need to make it anymore shittier
Hahah one time a dude called about roofing and I talked to him for a few mins about the noise my roof keeps making. I live in an apartment...people live on my roof. I told him I kept hearing voices and shit coming from my roof, dude eventually hung up on me lol
A bunch of times i would just answer and scream Fuck You! lol but then my bank called and i did that on accident thinkin it was a telemarketer
You can also listen to the whole pitch, and say nothing but "Yes" to everything they ask until they realize that yes is the only word in the English language that you know.
[quote name='"garrison68"']You can also listen to the whole pitch, and say nothing but "Yes" to everything they ask until they realize that yes is the only word in the English language that you know.[/quote] Hahahaha I like that
Theres one video on youtube where a telemarketer calls and the guy goes on about how they were at a crime scene and the tm is now a suspect. He freaks out its hilarious. Don't remember the name tho.
[quote name='"KeepCalmAndDab"']Theres one video on youtube where a telemarketer calls and the guy goes on about how they were at a crime scene and the tm is now a suspect. He freaks out its hilarious. Don't remember the name tho.[/quote] Lol all these ideas I'm getting from this thread... I might ask them to put me on their direct call list haha.
Haha great thread, so many good ones already. I like the calls where they tell you straight up that you can get a free tv or mobile, and im like FUCK YEA HOOK ME UP WITH THAT SHIT BROTHER!
Reminds me of this video : [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBfsdkGeMc8]Best Prank Call Ever by Tom Mabe - YouTube[/ame]
[quote name='"Johnnyganja"']Haha great thread, so many good ones already. I like the calls where they tell you straight up that you can get a free tv or mobile, and im like FUCK YEA HOOK ME UP WITH THAT SHIT BROTHER![/quote] Haha nice, yeah I've had a lot of boring days lately so messing with telemarketers is one of my daily pastimes hah. [quote name='"TrippyAzN"']Reminds me of this video : Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBfsdkGeMc8[/quote] Hahaha that's fucking classic.
Legally they aren't allowed to hang up on you, so today I opened up a bible and started shouting quotes into the phone for about 10 minutes.
[quote name='"TheCrunge"']Legally they aren't allowed to hang up on you, so today I opened up a bible and started shouting quotes into the phone for about 10 minutes.[/quote] Hahahaha that's awesome dude oh these guys are in for a real treat I'm glad I made this thread.
[quote name='"Stigma"']Legally they cant hang up on u? I get hung up on every single time... [/quote] Legally was a bad word choice. I meant that they aren't supposed to. Like in their company policy.
i wonder if we get them to give us their name, and the company name first, then we tell them if they hang up we report them, and then we go about doing our business annoying the shit out of them, then if the do hang up,we call the company, complain, and receive the item they were marketing for free... thoughts? anyone wanna try this?
[quote name='"KeepCalmAndDab"']i wonder if we get them to give us their name, and the company name first, then we tell them if they hang up we report them, and then we go about doing our business annoying the shit out of them, then if the do hang up,we call the company, complain, and receive the item they were marketing for free... thoughts? anyone wanna try this?[/quote] Hahaha shitty move but hey I'm a bad person, I do bad things. Why the fuck not hah.