I probably would have meowed and then nutted instantly after uttering such a sound. Gives you a good story to tell your friends though. The hairy muff is kinda sick though.
It could have been worse, you could have been told to "squeal like a pig" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM]YouTube - Squeal Like A Pig (Deliverance)[/ame]
Dude, it's honestly not that bad. I'll advocate for you... 1. she was older that enough was gas enough to roll you over. 2. Just cause a woman has cats is in no way shape or form a sign of not being all the way there. 3. She grabbed ya goodz...you did what any normal man would do if his..."jolly knockers" where being gripped. Not for nothing, but man you played that well. Granted, Bitch with a bush gotta go...if that pussy ain't worth a lick it ain't worth a stick. That said, don't be too pissed, it's all good. Some fudal battles you win, some you don't. Happens.
Lol. Call up the lady and ask if she is down for a threeway involving a cat....then hang up after she responds.