hello all. i know this lady, a cougar of sort. anyway she invited me to her plot and we began to do the dirty 123.. and this woman has about.mm i dont know 4-6 cats. the place reeked of cats, which was quite a turnoff, and she had probably the biggesst bush i have ever, ever, seen. like i couldnt even see it. it was buried, like a carpet, like a jungle. anyway as we were doing it she says meow like a cat real quiet and just said nothing like i didnt hear anything then she said it louder and i was like "excuse me" and she was on top grabbed my jolly knockers with an iron grip and fucking yelled, "MEOW!" so i fucking did, and i felt like such a bitch, it was shameful and i didnt even bust. i walked all the fuckign way home, an didnt let her drive me. i feel like a samurai thats been defeated in battle.
You should have got on top and stuck it in her butt and said NOW YOU MEOW! That would have taught her yes?
I knew this girl that would purr, seriously, whenever i rubbed her cooch. like uncontrolable writhing and such....it was special lol
poor guy...lol does she know you were incomfortable with it? Afterwards i would have said "if you ever grab my balls like that again Ill bitch smack the meow right outta yo mouf, ho!!!"
well i suppose now you have a "cool/weird sex story" for life haha ahhhh just like when i fucked my manager ahhhh good times meow....
That put you off your nut? Wait till you meet a real freak! You just go with that shit and see how freaky she gets... -Loki
This thread definitely has the funniest title of any I've seen in a good while. Go back to the list and just skim down the page. It stands out.
i would have walked away then.... i work at a vet clinic... i know how bad stale cat pee can be.... yuk...