hello all. i know this lady, a cougar of sort. anyway she invited me to her plot and we began to do the dirty 123.. and this woman has about.mm i dont know 4-6 cats. the place reeked of cats, which was quite a turnoff, and she had probably the biggesst bush i have ever, ever, seen. like i couldnt even see it. it was buried, like a carpet, like a jungle. anyway as we were doing it she says meow like a cat real quiet and just said nothing like i didnt hear anything then she said it louder and i was like "excuse me" and she was on top grabbed my jolly knockers with an iron grip and fucking yelled, "MEOW!" so i fucking did, and i felt like such a bitch, it was shameful and i didnt even bust. i walked all the fuckign way home, an didnt let her drive me. i feel like a samurai thats been defeated in battle.