Almost a father, 30 years and aging No longer a teen hormones raging But still he sits in the bathroom Hording his glass bong and eighth of stanky His head's about to zoom When he smoke some of that sweet danky Wife delivering, time changes things too fast He reminisces on high school and sheds a tear His wife's delivering, his face is aghast Becoming a father's his worst fear He smokes weed everyday, but the next part of his life is in sight He longs for those long days by the beach with a lime and bud light They're long gone and exist only in memories The sweet memories, they can't be gone, he's not 30, that's not right The stoner's not ready to be a father That's why he's smoking in the hospital bathroom While his wife delivers his son in the labor room The stoner cries, he's not ready to be a father I'm high, help me out GC!
shit dude. i missed my son being born. and its the #1 thing i regret most in my life. i would do anything to be able to go back in the past and be there by my ex's side. idk what to tell ya.... get in that room. once they put that baby in your arms it will hit you that its the best day in your life.
Go in high! Go in the delivery room and witness! Be there beside your wife! Hold her hands and tell her sweet things! And watch your baby come into this world... It'll be a great experience, trust me, I've done it twice.
And don't worry about missing the beach and stuff. You'll get to do them again once your kids reach certain age. Before you know it, you're sitting on the beach drinking your favorite drink with your son/daughter.