Yep I played a game yesterday at first base most of the game. Second play of the game I made an unassisted double play, and then throughout the rest of the game I went 4 for 4, only took 5 pitches total, and hit for the cycle(HR, 3b, 2b, and 1b). I didn't have any errors, anything that came near me got scooped up. I played like a fuckin allstar boys! And then I went to my friends house and we were smoking weed and our friend from 5th and 6th grade comes over(he's a skinny white guy) with his girlfriend(a fat black lady) so we got drunk and high and made fun of him about Road Trip but his GF was cool as hell she didn't mind.