Melt body fat.

Discussion in 'General' started by TheBlade, Sep 20, 2009.

  1. Ok well I have a few obese friends. They are pretty big being around 275 pounds.. Well, I thought of something. Can you not melt fat with a certain heating/vibrating machine against your very very fatty stomach, and be able to cut, poke open a small hole and the fat would just drip out? Why wouldnt this work, I dont think the pad has to be extremly hot, mabye feel like your in a very hot shower at first, but you get used to it and the fat just poor out of the wound/hole like pizza grease?? Idk, I thought this was a genius plan last night what is wrong with this idea?? Why wouldnt it work? If somone steals this idea and makes something from it thats plenty fine with me! Thx in advance :gc_rocks::smoke::smoke:
     
  2. Boy, you done smoked yourself retarded.
     
  3. LOL did you register just to post that?
     
  4. #4 Str8oFfThEtOP, Sep 20, 2009
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    lmao, best first post ever.

    Edit- upon second read, its just as funny.
     

  5. qft lol
     


  6. thankful that he did. op is "below average"


    what is wrong with this idea? if you have to ask yourself this then ...your not worth finish
     
  7. The fat inside you is attached to your skin, and they already have something like this, liposuction. However it's not a good idea because if you lose weight too fast your skin won't shrink quick enough and you'll be left with a flap.
     
  8. terrible idea. enough said.
     
  9. Haha , you were high when you posted huh ?
     
  10. do massive amount of cardio like running, swimming, biking, shadowboxing etc.

    also try to get into saunas and sweat a shit load it is good for losing weight and its nice to workout then blaze and go to the sauna
     
  11. Saunas only make you lose water weight, not actual fat. You gotta watch out for dehydration from them as well.
     
  12. 275 isnt what i consider obese.. not saying its not fat.. but def not obese, unless your like 5ft
     
  13. Yeah really, I'm 6'2 and I weigh 240, and i'm not fat at all.
     
  14. It wouldnt work. Fat is not anything like pizza grese. Your plan sounds good, but in reality, its just not possible. To loose weight, you need to work out, and stop eating McDonalds everyday. Though this can be a tough task, because mcdonalds is more addicting than marijuana.
     
  15. hilarious, haha
    +rep on your first post
     
  16. 275 most definitely is obese unless you're a bodybuilder or like 6'6"
     
  17. Well ive seen people who cannot maintain a healthy body weight. Me not being one I do alot of exercises, but im still not the MOST FIT person I could be. Yet I see alot of pictures of people with very obvious chunks, rolls, of fat/pure fat. And I thought to myself, well the body cannot possibly get that HOT, and I thought thermal energy was 1 component to losing weight. So I thought you could melt fat, with a devise and drain it yourself. It sounded good at the time. I thought I would be rich if I made a device that could, and it would put yall in your places. :smoke::smoke: But atleast all of yall didnt super flame me so I appreciate it.
     
  18. #18 Royksopp, Sep 21, 2009
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    Anyone else want to smoke whatever the OP had? Geez, I hope he doesn't try it out on his poor friend lol.
     
  19. Genious idea. You'd better take a video when doing it and send it directly to me.
     
  20. I honestly just sat here for 3 minutes with my mouth gaping after reading that..
     

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