Meeting this girls parents

Just don't think about the what if nd don't be shy. Just go in there and ask them questions about their days and how's they've been and how's work and eventually after a long period of conversations your other half will wanna leave.


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Just tell em you already fucked just to get that out of the way and it's smooth sailing from there

 

Give the dad a strong hand shake, I dunno about where you live, but in England your first judgment is the handshake. Try not to break his hand tho haha

 

Don't think of them as HER parents, they are just some adults you were swinging by to say hey to, or better yet a friend and his GF. It's all about perception with that kind of interaction so just look at them differently than what scares you. If she likes you they probably will too. Good luck!


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Tell them how great their daughter is and how beautiful the house is. Ask your GF what her dad likes and when you meet him say "I heard you're into [whatever] I like [insert relevant subject matter]". Talking to people isn't difficult as long as they don't have pre determined prejudices against the type of person you are. They have more reason to like than hate you.

 

Talk to them like you would any other adult?
 
They're just people..

 

Show respect and don't think to much. Keep your foot outta your mouth, and answer questions they ask. You only get one first impression.

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Just be straight up, show respect, and try not to think about being balls deep in their daughter. That was a problem my first time, just because I thought it was really funny.


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In all seriousness, just bring over some flowers for the mom and act like yourself

 

I always thought this was so fuckin dumb

 

use a lot of thinly veiled innuendo with her mother, and "accidently" fall and touch her dads crotch. then make sure to wink slyly when leaving.

 

Why is this dumb? I can see the reasoning behind it. "A strong man gives a strong handshake" a fragile man gives a fragile handshake.

 

because its meaningless..

So many factors go into what make up a man, or a person in general.. how they grab your hand is not one of em.

What if the strong man didn't get the right grip, the weak man knows of this 'judgement by way of handshake' shit so they give you a phony good squeeze lol

Just a stupid fuckin human concept

 

Aye I can see where your coming from dude but we are talking about meeting a dad, and would he not prefer his daughter to go out with a strong man rather then a fraile one? Who do you think has a better chance of defending his daughter, that's the only reason I said give a strong hand shake, can you see my point?

 

if your point is whether i agree with the concept or not doesn't change the fact that people do use this as a way to cast judgement then yea.. I see your point.

Of course the dad would want the strong man, its just he's choosing a batshit crazy way to determine who that is

I conform.. . I'm not sayin I don't give a strong handshake, because I don't want people throwing shallow judgements at me for something I can easily avoid..

But still.. its fuckin retarded.

 

^ I agree that it is a stupid way to judge someone. I've had many times where someone reaches to grab my hand really quick, causing me to get a shitty grip and give an akward handshake.

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Not trying to be a cunt but how could you not read that paragraph and see what my point is? My point was a dad would want his daughter to date a stronger man so there's more chance of protection for his daughter. Why is it so hard to speak to people on the city tonight?

 

I edited my post before you posted this..

 

 
 
Just be like - 

"Sup , Im here to impregnate your offspring."  
 
Then blow cannabis smoke in their faces   
 
I promise they'll love you