I woke up today at 9am as I'm used to doing because of work. As I crawl out of bed, my stomach lurches and I get the all-too-familiar sensation in my throat, which is my signal to haul ass to the bathroom. I puke for about 20 seconds, stop, wash my mouth out, then puke again. I wash my mouth out again, brush my teeth, snort a drop of water up each nostril because I tried breathing through my nose while I was puking, puked a little bit up again when I tasted the drip, washed my mouth out a final time and went back to my room. I phone my manager up to tell him I'm not feeling too hot and I probably shouldn't be around peoples' food in this state. When I get off the phone, I turn on my TV (which is hooked up to my computer via HDMI) and I get a notification telling me that Mass Effect 2 is finished downloading. I do a quick jerking motion (YES!) in my bed to let out all the happy flowing through me (causing my stomach to lurch again) and proceed to my stash box, as I planned on roasting a bowl to relieve the nausea (moreover because I love playing video games baked). I found two small Oxy 5mg IR capsules in the corner of the box, that I must have forgot about. So now, GC, I am laying here in bed typing this, on 10mg of Oxy and high on a bowl of dank, waiting for ME2 to finish installing. A shitty day at the assembly line suddenly turned into the most kickass morning I've had since DA:O came out. Just had to share.
yeee man. I love just waking up early and gettin super baked in my pjs and just playin sick games on my xbox. There's nothing better lol. You should play fallout 3 or oblivion those games are so awesome when ur high cuz u can do anything and be a badass ahaa