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Me and my friends building a stonerfort

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Nichevo, May 6, 2011.

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  1. #1 Nichevo, May 6, 2011
    Hey everyone, my friends and I were stoned the other day and decided to make a stonerfort and go out into the forest in my friend's backyard, and start building in a clearing.

    We were completely stoned while doing this and brought about 10 planks to start building sense we rationalized we would get bored before we do too much. It started out with me trying to nail a plank vertically to another plank beneath it, lying horizontally. Kind of like an L shape. In the middle of the third nail I put in, I realized I was hammering in the nails into the top of the vertical plank so it wasn't doing anything other than wasting nails and time.

    After I found that out, I was ready to go back to the house and just chill so I turned to my friend who was just lying on his back with a plank, a hammer, and a box of nails lying on his chest. He was so zoned out and content with staring at the blue sky and clouds that he forgot what we were even doing.

    We are going to try to do it sober this weekend and if it goes down well, I'll post some pictures. My friend owns a bunch of really long outdoor extension cords as well so we are going to put electricity in it (crudely).

    If anyone didn't noticed, I was stoned in the making of this post :smoke: although I hate typing after smoking an indica strain.

    EDIT: Thanks to the guy who posted the thread named "Stoner Shed" for reminding me about posting this! :smoke:
     
  2. #2 1llB3back, May 6, 2011
    cool story bro.... no like for real theres no reason to create a stoner fort. all you need is a broken down tree to sit on and maybe a few chairs. as a stoner who frequents the woods, i know all the rules. let me begin with, don't make a fort. there's no reason to disturb the nature and the natural habitat of the land. and also, cool story bro.
     
  3. #3 JoshTheGreat, May 6, 2011

    Biggest pet pieve I have is when kids say cool story bro.

    I guess you don't like to enjoy life while you can huh?

    OP: Forts are awesome, don't listen to this kid. That is a great idea haha.
     
  4. #4 1llB3back, May 6, 2011
    sorry i am au natural buddy. i like enjoying the surrounding leaves and nature because it's better than looking at a shoddy fort.
     
  5. #5 MistaBrosky420, May 6, 2011
    you should build it in the ground like Bilbo baggins...
     
  6. #6 TheWhiteLighter, May 6, 2011
    Ya great, it will get taken over by neighbourhood kids, drunks and animals.

    Just find a spot, sit and smoke.

    Seriously a fort? What are you 12 LMAO
     
  7. #7 Poisondartfrog, May 6, 2011
    If you and your friends are building forts you may be too young to smoke MJ. :D
     
  8. #8 Swingset Virtue, May 6, 2011
    That doesn't give you a reason to break him down. Try to keep the vibes positive please! Everyone has an opinion, Cannabis is about peace, not fighting.
     
  9. #9 slip dude209, May 6, 2011

    Yea, you sound like a cool person to smoke with -.-
     
  10. #10 GaryG, May 6, 2011
    Dude, What's wrong with building a fort? Forts are kick ass.
     
  11. #11 Sshack, May 6, 2011
    Typical stoner hype, you get all amped up to build a sick fort, gather all the neccesary supplies, clear out a spot for building, smoke a fat blunt, and thennnnn...................wait...............................................................what?
     
  12. #12 JoshTheGreat, May 6, 2011
    One time I got high on some sort of Sativa and me and my brother cleaned the whole kitchen.

    As the high started fading we were like WTF are we doing?
     
  13. #13 Gods Boner, May 6, 2011
    Dude last month me and my buddies went kayaking and found an awesome hangout (infested with ticks) in the river by our house. It's so chill hanging out in forts. Not as cool as a pillow fort
     
  14. #14 paramite, May 6, 2011

    hahahaha ticks are everywhere this year. One of my buddies and I went into the woods to shoot my rifle and we each had at least 4 ticks on us. Thankfully, none of them bit yet.
     
  15. #15 TheOceanInside, May 6, 2011
    lol @ kid hating on OP for building a fort.

    you don't happen to be a member of the third reich?
     
  16. #16 ChodeToka, May 6, 2011
    Age has nothing to do with forts. Build it and make it sick and where nobody that shouldn't get in able to get in. If it's way up there it would be sooo tight to smoke in. And with electricity you could even grow a plant up there haha
     
  17. #17 djace112, May 6, 2011
    you should build it off the ground, a lil higher in the trees, so it can be a lil tree house, but make sure there isnt much weight on it
     
  18. #18 BudLover424, May 6, 2011
    Dude don't make a stoner fort. Make a fuckin stoner palace. Have it like 30 feet in the fuckin trees with rope ladders and fuckin bridges. OWN that kingdom have a big ass beanbag chair to fuckin chill in and have weed stuff everywhere. Have 10+ plants ready to harvest EVERY day. Name it Stonertopia. Have a select few of people living with you and you can take over the entire forest with stoners in trees. Lol im so high :smoke:
     
  19. #19 ChodeToka, May 6, 2011
    Yes ^^^^
     
  20. #20 DaFt VaDer420, May 6, 2011
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    Lol....that would be awesome
     
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