Who hasn't? If you have a removable shower head, try taking it down and spray your balls from behind while you choke it. . . . . . . . . . .
I've choked the chicken in the shower and I agree with the shower head with the balls lol felt mad weird but I liked it lol made me lul actually.
You can't be wet and naked and not at least think about it. And you can't think about it and not do it when clean up is so easy.
blades if I do not post after this its because I was too cheap to buy a removable showerhead and fell of the ladder in my bathroom trying to stroke one out using my current shower set up
I don't do it for fear of slipping on my own semen thus making me fall down and hit my head in the shower causing me to slip into a coma.
I cant. IDK why I just cant. I have pretty much everywhere else. I have in countless store bathrooms though strictly for the purpose of saying hey I jacked off here in starbucks! lol
I can't get a boner in the shower. It seems weird to just stand there and wank off when you're supposed to be washing.