masturbating too much causes depression

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  1. #1 Dankdogg, Sep 27, 2011
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    Thats what i heard today in science, i wouldn't be surprised really.. because masturbating is an isolating thing when it becomes a habit. You jack off and then you lose your "mojo" as i like to call it, without that mojo why bother going outside and look for girls? Because at that moment afterwards you couldn't give a shit about getting laid anymore, the deed is already done. I've noticed that if i do it before school, that day I wont even bother talking with girls (and even fellow bros for that matter! I'm not gay), I'll just sit in class and be extra reserved.

    I've been doing it almost every day for as long as i could remember, since i was like 13.. so 5 years ive done it, 365 days x 5 = 1825 times, god damn son. I'm really trying to cut back now, twice a week at the moment. Haven't noticed any positive changes yet though.

    Anyways, during science the teacher went into how masturbation releases dopamine, a neurochemical related to depression, motivation, rewards, anxiety, self perception. I've noticed that whenever something becomes a habit for me whether its video games, weed, alcohol, masturbation, i begin to get really depressed and not only that but extremely anxious and self conscious of myself. The problem with masturbation is that it probably is the hardest to quit, because it will always be there for you, not like when you run out of weed or booze.. thats why so many people are addicted and form daily habits of it. Obviously it's healthy within moderation but the hard part is to be moderate with it and not form a habit. It's funny to think that even when i had a girlfriend a few years ago i would still do it behind her back :eek: ..

    Thoughts? Not opinions, i don't need opinions i know how to moderately do it now.. What are your thoughts on the actual scientific part?
     
  2. Dude, I masturbate even when I do have a girlfriend and we're sexually active. But I don't see myself getting too depressed about it. Haha
     
  3. [quote name='"Dankdogg"']

    Thoughts?[/quote]

    Just don't do it 42 times in a row...


    But really, what was that one saying? Oh yeah, "Too much of anything, even something good, is bad." Moderation my friend.
     
  4. well is it an everyday thing or once in a while?And I dont get sad because I've actually DONE it, i just generally tend to feel unhappy and shit-like after too much of it the days afterwards.
     
  5. i wish my teacher talked about masturbation and cum.
     
  6. it was quite awkward stuff actually, being surrounded by 8's 9's and even a 10 it was pretty nerve racking stuff to have the teacher discuss my habits in front of the entire class.. :smoke:
     
  7. I get what you mean.

    I tested this out, didn't jack off for a entire week, and i saw no changes in my mood/habits.

    I was the same person, still didn't talk to girls and didn't get laid.

    But now, i still jack off almost everyday, and i talk to everyone. Even got myself a couple girls I can hook up with.

    But after jacking off, i feel relieved and more relaxed. not depressed..... how old are you?
     
  8. Excessive masturbation is bad mkay.
    No sexual appetite = no motives = unhappy and depressed

    Excessive really depends on how much sperm your balls produce.....
     
  9. it makes you blind too.
     
  10. [quote name='"Dankdogg"']

    it was quite awkward stuff actually, being surrounded by 8's 9's and even a 10 it was pretty nerve racking stuff to have the teacher discuss my habits in front of the entire class.. :smoke:[/quote]

    Dog... your whole class knows you've jerked it ONE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE TIMES?? Thats fucked up haha, i bet you hate that teacher now.

    But yeah, i notice that whenever i work out regularly, i jerk it less. Wierd. Maybe im just too tieed at the end of the day for it.
     
  11. #11 ADStoker420, Sep 27, 2011
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    just masterbait whenever u feel like it

    fuck it
    its harder to kick masterbaiting than to stop doing herion for a bit hahaha jk
    but its deff hard
     
  12. its healthy. i dont get depressed. jack off once a day at least every day and you will live to be a very old man
     
  13. HAHA no, i just meant in general, the teacher doesn't know shit about it or me :D
     
  14. i agree, and jacking when high is even worse cause it makes u jerp 10 times harder lol
     
  15. Jacking off high is one of the best feelings in the world, TRUE FACT.

    Last one i can remember, i busted a nut so hard that my exact words were, "I MUST SHARE THIS FEELING WITH EVERYONE".

    Meaning that everyone should masturbate high, girl or guy :smoke:
     
  16. #16 Account_Banned283, Sep 28, 2011
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2011
    your girlfriend must of realized you were doing it behind her back eventually, unless she was wearing thick clothing
     
  17. Truely is hard to quit. Hell i've been trying to quit for MONTHS. I'll go like a day then get bored at 1AM and just figure i'll see whats on the front page of some porn. boom its fucking 3 and im still naked. lol jk that was me at 15

    But seriously now i choose not to spend more than an hour on it. I think porn is the real culprit. shits addictive
     
  18. Hahaa I don't know about depression, but I think you def lose your mojo if you beat it everyday. I have been lately and I couldn't give a shit less about chasing pussy
     

  19. haha - my favorite moment from health class in high school, is when the teacher asked: "Who here knows how much sperm is released during one male ejacualtion?"

    Kid in the back of the class shouts: "A mouth full!"

    -classic
     
  20. Dumbest post i've ever read on GC.
     

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