have any of you ever had a certain time in your life when masterbating just didnt cut it?? i wouldnt say that im a chronic masterbater, but handling my business isnt as fun as it used to be. sigh i guess its cause ive been single for so long and i need to find a new girlfriend. any advice to make slapping my monkey fun again????
have any of you ever had a certain time in your life when masterbating just didnt cut it?? i wouldnt say that im a chronic masterbater, but handling my business isnt as fun as it used to be. sigh i guess its cause ive been single for so long and i need to find a new girlfriend. any advice to make slapping my monkey fun and exciting again????
porn depresses me. i feel like i'm in taxi driver sometimes....but yea, i hear ya. sometimes things just aint feeling right. just do your best to be outgoing and get out there. talk to that random girl cuz she prolly won't show up again in your life if you don't. sorry i can't help more
lol i know you've heard of "The Stranger" right? haha ... yeah, masterbation isnt really fun for me - would rather penetrate some nano
Try using that KY warming lotion. That might help. Or sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then try.
lol... in the movie "Gone in 60 seconds" some Johnny Bravo lookin guy says it. ((Like almost at the very beginnin))
Cant find any videos of the quote on youtube... but this is kinda tight <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bk7hXC-a5JU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bk7hXC-a5JU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Put some vaseline in a sandwich baggie and stick it between your mattresses. I discovered that when I was 15 and have never looked back. Dont call me a perv :S